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Apparently there is a new contest afoot (pun intended, of course). A nameless participant has instigated a game wherein the winner is determined by the amount of subjects introduced. Content is inconsequential, volume is all. Therefore, topics can be as diverse--- and meaningless--- as any of the following:

Crayons- favorite color?
What's better, grapes or raisins?
Best commercial jingles
Socks- mid-calf or full?
Funniest TV bloopers
Dogs or cats?
Van Halen- with or without Sammy?
Hand of Hecate- are those really his fingers?
etc., etc.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Apparently there is a new contest afoot (pun intended, of course). A nameless participant has instigated a game wherein the winner is determined by the amount of subjects introduced. Content is inconsequential, volume is all. Therefore, topics can be as diverse--- and meaningless--- as any of the following:

Crayons- favorite color?
What's better, gr ...[text shortened]... d of Hecate- are those really his fingers?
etc., etc.

Come on, everybody! Join in the fun!
I always wondered about prune juice.
A prune is a dried plum and a raisin is a dried grape.They have grape juice and prune juice.Why don't they have raisin juice?They have prune juice ,so why can't they juice a dried raisin?They don't have plum juice,they have plum nectar.To make prune juice they must stew prunes and use the liquid as juice,If the prunes are stewed shouldn't it be called prune broth?

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Originally posted by aspviper666
I always wondered about prune juice.
A prune is a dried plum and a raisin is a dried grape.They have grape juice and prune juice.Why don't they have raisin juice?They have prune juice ,so why can't they juice a dried raisin?They don't have plum juice,they have plum nectar.To make prune juice they must stew prunes and use the liquid as juice,If the prunes are stewed shouldn't it be called prune broth?
Well sticking in all those little straws to suck out the juice in a raisin, its just not economically pheasable🙂

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Originally posted by Sicilian Smaug
I dont get it.
It was a mild jab at the friend-poor, time-rich newcomer, richfeet. It wasn't as funny in type as it sounded in my head.

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
It was a mild jab at the friend-poor, time-rich newcomer, richfeet. It wasn't as funny in type as it sounded in my head.
Au contraire mon frair.It's hellafunny.

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Originally posted by aspviper666
Au contraire mon frair.It's hellafunny.
But is it the funniest thing ever written? What's everyone think?

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
But is it the funniest thing ever written? What's everyone think?
It's time for another beer! 😏🙄

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