Porn career epitaph?

🙁
Whoopee Retief
No more beef

or

Whoopee Retief
His final relief

Whoopee Retief
His final relief

Sparky Rayfield -
d*ck never healed

Oscar Station
Stiff for evermore

Samsom Summit....?
AH! likes when you gum it...

Sylvester Shaftsbury
Now 12 feet under

should of worn protection

Pamela Anderson

Some of me will be left, after the rest has become worm feed.

Originally posted by shavixmir
Pamela Anderson

Some of me will be left, after the rest has become worm feed.

Not the first time I've been in a dry, dusty hole but thankfully it will be the last.

In Rome there's a wee chapel of sorts which was created by Monks.
Everything in the wee chapel is made of human bones.
The alter, the chandeliers, everything!

There are various little rooms. Each one with princesses or Monks. All dead, just bones with robes on.

When you walk down the little pathway looking into the various rooms it's quite eerie. The candle holders are made of thigh bones, the decorations are skulls. Things like that.

In the last of the little rooms there's a coffin with the lid open. Obviously a skelleton lies within. Skelletons of monks with dark brown robes stand beside the coffin bending over and there's a wee sign by it (in Latin, I presume), but it translates as such:

"As you are now, we once were,
And as we are now, you once shall be."

Nothing pornographic about it, but an epitaph all the same.
Just thought I'd share 🙂

Here lies the carcass of Rimjob McBilbo
who with Seka and Holmes shot nude video.
Though the flesh is no more
of this lusty old whore
a fan stole his theigh bone for a dildo.

Originally posted by shavixmir
In Rome there's a wee chapel of sorts which was created by Monks.
Everything in the wee chapel is made of human bones.
The alter, the chandeliers, everything!

My name is Lolita, and daddy told me not to play with boys.

Originally posted by buffalobill
Isn't it in Austria or somewhere else in Eastern Europe? Not Italy (I think).