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Originally posted by Kewpie
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
God created armadillos so that rednecks could dine in fashion...

possum on the half shell...


rookie

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Originally posted by rookie54
God created armadillos so that rednecks could dine in fashion...

possum on the half shell...


rookie
No pots, pans, plates or bowls to clean afterwards either.

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The Possum thread died. Ran over by a wheelbarrow.

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Sounds like ya'll never had Opossum for dinner! good eats~

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Originally posted by SmookieP
Sounds like ya'll never had Opossum for dinner! good eats~
Ain't nothing like BBQ possum shanks.

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Ain't nothing like BBQ possum shanks.
The best part is the tongue and the meat between the teeth. No joke.



GRANNY.

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The Greatest Band in the World. Possibly, Ever.

so they say.


That's impossumble

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
The Possum thread died. Ran over by a wheelbarrow.
you are confusing threads I would say


I have an old family recipe for possum fricasee if anyone's interested. I think I scratched it into the wall with a rusty nail.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I have an old family recipe for possum fricasee if anyone's interested. I think I scratched it into the wall with a rusty nail.
I'm always interested in a new recipe.

If only to know what to avoid...

Richard

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Originally posted by Kewpie
for "rednecks" substitute "fiddle players". I've found this joke on two sites but I like this one better, it isn't racist. 🙂
How is "redneck" racist?

Someone had to ask.


Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?
In terms of philosophical discourse: yes!


Originally posted by Suzianne
How is "redneck" racist?

Someone had to ask.
Do you insist to call it "Speciesist"?