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Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?

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Hello possums! Don't see why knot. 🙂

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?
You're just wanting someone to say they're playing possum.

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How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

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Originally posted by Kewpie
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
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Sorry rednecks, but that was funny!

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possumbly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To teach the Opossum it could be done!

Why did the opossum cross the road? ...To teach the squirrel that you don't have to zig-zag

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Originally posted by Kewpie
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
So there would only be 1 redneck actually eating the possum? noted.

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for "rednecks" substitute "fiddle players". I've found this joke on two sites but I like this one better, it isn't racist. 🙂

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Originally posted by expuddlepirate
Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?
No

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You're just wanting someone to say they're playing possum.
😴

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Who can ever forget the great movie 'Gone with the Possum' with Clark Gable ?

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Originally posted by Kewpie
for "rednecks" substitute "fiddle players". I've found this joke on two sites but I like this one better, it isn't racist. 🙂
No it's instrumentalist :'(

Instrumental discrimination!

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You're just wanting someone to say they're playing possum.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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must have been all the fiddling