here...again
Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?
Australia
Hello possums! Don't see why knot. 🙂
American West
Originally posted by expuddlepirate Can possums (both aussie ones and new world ones) replace wheelbarrows?
How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Originally posted by Kewpie How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum? Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
possumbly
Why did the chicken cross the road? ...To teach the Opossum it could be done! Why did the opossum cross the road? ...To teach the squirrel that you don't have to zig-zag
for "rednecks" substitute "fiddle players". I've found this joke on two sites but I like this one better, it isn't racist. 🙂
THORNINYOURSIDE
Originally posted by ChessPraxis You're just wanting someone to say they're playing possum.
Who can ever forget the great movie 'Gone with the Possum' with Clark Gable ?
In your face
Originally posted by Kewpie for "rednecks" substitute "fiddle players". I've found this joke on two sites but I like this one better, it isn't racist. 🙂
must have been all the fiddling
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