02 Feb 09
Originally posted by ivan2908Fossilised in glass and stood in the corner of a stranger's living room.
Is it better to be burried or put on fire ?
Shot out of a cannon from a 150-foot tower, like Hunter Thompson, but without being cremated first.
Left to decompose in some inaccessible windy place, and then retrieved in skeletal form and made into jewelry by some intrepid person.
If there are many bodies, there should be a competition in which each participant is given one of the bodies and a sharp knife, and they have to skin the body in one continuous strip, like peeling an orange. Extra credit goes to the one who does it in such a way as to obtain the longest strip of skin, given equal-sized bodies.
The winner gets to sell the soles.