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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
In all honesty sir, it sounds a little on the expensive side to feed to our squirrel. (Though I do, naturally, salute its heritage).
Oh, all right, I'll give it to you at a 30% reduction. For the squirrel's sake.

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@moonbus said
Oh, all right, I'll give it to you at a 30% reduction. For the squirrel's sake.
Would you trade it for a Brazil nut, harvested from the Amazon rainforest by Percy Harrison Fawcett on the 18 August 1867 and handed down through the generations before being lost in a game of poker to my great grandfather in 1903?

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My cardigan is missing 3 buttons.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Would you trade it for a Brazil nut, harvested from the Amazon rainforest by Percy Harrison Fawcett on the 18 August 1867 and handed down through the generations before being lost in a game of poker to my great grandfather in 1903?
Fair dinkum. Done !


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
My cardigan is missing 3 buttons.
Sir, there is something very suspicious about a chap who walks around with a cardigan missing three buttons. - Especially in a thread dedicated to triviality.


once upon a time i had a hangnail
it didn't hurt
once upon a time i got a paper cut
it didn't hurt
once upon a time i stubbed my lil toe in the dark
it didn't hurt
once upon a time i stepped onna lego

never mind


@diver i have an itchy left bollock


I walked head-on into a neutrino today


Q: What’s a group of pandas called?
A: An embarrassment.

Remember that, in case it comes up in a trivial pursuit game.๐Ÿ‘

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@moonbus said
Sir, there is something very suspicious about a chap who walks around with a cardigan missing three buttons. - Especially in a thread dedicated to triviality.
Touché!


@Earl-of-Trumps said
I walked head-on into a neutrino today
Betcha hardly noticed it.

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@rookie54


I dreamt last night, but I can't remember what it was about.


I'm endeavouring to find the most frivolous of board games.

It's a trivial pursuit.

(I've trademarked this original joke).


@Great-Big-Stees said
I woke up.
Congratulations!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

-VR


@Very-Rusty said
Congratulations!!! ๐Ÿ˜‰

-VR
Thanks.๐Ÿ‘ I hope the trend continues…my waking up I mean.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜