Post the most trivial thing

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I removed my peppermint teabag too soon this morning from my cup.

@Ponderable said
🙁

i read a news article that had a scientific finding that re-boiling already steeped tea causes the flavor to (foul adjective)

this process reminded me of how the english tell a joke

I am yet to hear a funny joke involving asparagus.

i am not responsible for chaos

I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11.
It was just a spare, I guess.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I am yet to hear a funny joke involving asparagus.

@rookie54 said
i am not responsible for chaos

I bought 10 asparagus at the store but when I got home I realized I had 11.
It was just a spare, I guess.

@Ponderable said
Why did the asparagus change its name to asaragus?
Because its "p" smelled funny.

eat yer greens
stay lean
pee mean

the most trivial thing

we argued about calling it an atm machine
so i was already moving when i asked her for her pin number and narrowly avoided the thrown bottle as i headed out the door

it's cold out here


the makeup sex is gonna be HAWT

Vacuuming can be very satisfying.

@diver said
Vacuuming can be very satisfying.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
.........I am yet to hear a funny joke involving asparagus.

@orangutan said
What do you call a couple of asses standing next to each other in an asparagus field?

An ass-pair, I guess?