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Originally posted by rbmorris
Reply hazy, try again.
I think what he meant is: he's a lesbian.

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Originally posted by Crowley
I think what he meant is: he's a lesbian.
Cute. But I'd bet it went over a lot of people's heads. Now you have to tell the joke, my friend. 🙂

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Originally posted by Red Night
"I had some personal problems, and I started listening to a lot of radio ministers. I listened every Sunday all day, flipping the dial up and back. So, I heard just about every guy on Sunday. And then I heard Mr. Armstrong, and I said, "Ah, God has finally shown me the one, I guess." -- Bobby Fischer
I like the Fischer posts RN, where'd you get them?

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Originally posted by Arrakis
I'll start it out...

20 yrs ago when my daughter got married I bought her a spiffy new microwave. It was the latest technology and had a white case. It also had a rotating dish in it which made me envious that I couldn't afford something like that for myself... but I figured, some day, some day I'll have one of those nice new microwave ovens with a white ...[text shortened]... nd a little teary eyed thinking about my daughter, I think tomorrow will be a better day.
Is your daughter still a drug addict?

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What is it with you, bumper?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Is your daughter still a drug addict?
I want to know if he ever got his microwave back.