Politics:
President Bush AND Dick Cheney will die in office, making Nancy Pelosi the first woman President, beating Hillary Clinton, who is elected President over a year later. Barack Obama is her running mate.
RHP people:
6 well-known RHP personalities will get married sometime during 2007, but probably not to each other.
Personal:
I will go back to school and finally get my degree, to the everlasting delight of my mom. I still refuse to get married, though.
Music:
A Grammy Award winner is proved to have lip-synced their entire winning album. They will be called "the New Milli-Vanilli".
Film:
The entire cast and crew of a major motion picture are killed, half in a plane crash and the other half of a horrible, unknown disease. It turns out the movie was about the events detailed in the Book of Revelations, and conspiracy theorists blame The Illuminati.
I predict that Pat Robertson will make a bid on buying this site as he sees its great evangelistic potential thanks in part to the many contributors in the spiritual forums. This will ultimately play out in a classic good verses evil conflagration worthy of the "Left Behind" series. Ivanhoe will be elevated to site administrator. Bbarr and Dr. Scribbles will be banned (along with myself). We will be cast out of Eden to Forum Wars where the Wolfpack will regroup.
Clans such as The Freethinkers, BWA, Vino Veritas (it's sinful), Giant Juggies, Jalopeno Donkeys and the like will be terminated. Faith, Hope, and Love will assume the position atop page one.
There will be only one forum, the Spirituals and it will be highly moderated.
Finally, the site name will be changed to "God's Dawn."
Please be nice to Russ this next year.
Politics:
The British housing market will crash. Gordon Brown will hand over to a new chancellor before the economy starts to slide.
RHP people:
Russ will be banned under clause 3(d)
Personal:
I might finally be able to afford to buy a house (see Politics).
Music:
Leona out of The X Factor will be bigger in America than in the UK.
Film:
Sell your DVD collections! HD should be quite the thing by the end of 2007.
Originally posted by SuzianneThat's actually very amusing.
Film:
The entire cast and crew of a major motion picture are killed, half in a plane crash and the other half of a horrible, unknown disease. It turns out the movie was about the events detailed in the Book of Revelations, and conspiracy theorists blame The Illuminati.
I didn't want to interfere with the predictions, but this one is classic!
Politics - In an unexpected turn, Big Mouth finds common ground with Gargamel, and the two unite to denounce the aggressive, three-apples-tallist intra-forest policies propounded by both Heironomus and Papa Smurf. Big Mouth mad, indeed. Thus will begin the first Smurf War, wherein common sylvan folk will indeed stoop to conquer the so-called blue-blooded avatars of morals and decency.1
RHP People - Regular posters in the Spirituality forum will be raptured, much to the delight of those Left Behind. The Spirituality Forum will immediately impode from the sudden emptiness.
I refer to the emptiness that would then result, not the presently observable metaphorical condition.
Personal - Impatient will break the land speed record for the greatest number of grammatical infelicities and non sequiturs committed in a single post.
Music - Ween and Weezer will group together to produce a benefit album for the pork industry, tentatively called Weener. There will be a soy-based alternative available only on ITunes.
Film - George Lucas releases yet another version of the Star Wars movies, this time with added digital enhancements in Episodes IV-VI. The added footage makes it clear that Jar Jar in fact shot first. Another mystery cleared up/plot re-imagined: it was actually Jar Jar's mouth out of which the Millenium Falcon flew when leaving that asteroid.
1Die, Smurfs, die!
