Prime Minister Sunak will continue to reassure the thousands of UK flood victims that the “emergency response units are on the ground locally” from the safety of Number 10.
He will to me also increasingly look like Mr Potato Head; as I can’t un-see it since seeing a photo comparison of the two of them in Private Eye earlier this week.
Opposition leader Sir Kier Starmer will hold more press interviews calling for a general election because “Labour are ready to transform Britain” … with mostly the same fiscal, social and foreign policies as the Conservatives.
He will also get face cramp from holding that kitchen-sink-drama pained expression for too long.
@divegeester saidAh, here it is.
Suzianne will accuse at least three people of “gaslighting”.
The gaslighting that I do things "randomly".
I did laugh at the aftershocks prediction. Hardly a bold one, that.
There will be a scuffle after the football match Sunderland v Newcastle.
Chief Inspector Trish Wetherby will say 'I was concerned for the safety of my officers as we only had 2000 officers dressed in riot gear with tear gas and 6 water cannons. One man was arrested for reading from his bible and by the time the ambulance got to him he had died from his injuries. My officers then retreated to the police canteen for bacon sandwiches and counselling. Lessons will be learned.'