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Predictions for the next 48 hours

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Ah, here it is.

The gaslighting that I do things "randomly".

I did laugh at the aftershocks prediction. Hardly a bold one, that.

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Prime Minister Sunak will continue to reassure the thousands of UK flood victims that they will enjoy their new life in Rwanda when they are deported there tomorrow.

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The Met. Office will release a statement saying the old folks who didn't die of heat stroke in July will die from cold when the temperature drops to -2 C.
Sunak will then deport them to Rwanda. The old folks, not the Met. office.

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There will be a scuffle after the football match Sunderland v Newcastle.
Chief Inspector Trish Wetherby will say 'I was concerned for the safety of my officers as we only had 2000 officers dressed in riot gear with tear gas and 6 water cannons. One man was arrested for reading from his bible and by the time the ambulance got to him he had died from his injuries. My officers then retreated to the police canteen for bacon sandwiches and counselling. Lessons will be learned.'

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