Profound Statements

be not complacent, for she will do yer laundry for you...
and the dishes...

that comfortable warm fuzzy feeling, as yer eyes glaze over when she brings a brew to yer seat before the telly,

THAT is the beginning of the spell she casts...

and then, ever so slowly, she will drain yer life essences from you,
and all will be lost...



oops, dang, i drifted off...
what just happened???

"He never met Will Rogers."