10 Oct 14
My sister pointed out that we are not overweight; we're merely carrying our pantries around. See, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, skinny people will have to go home to their pantries to get food, and they're likely to become Zombie Chow somewhere along the way. But the rest of us carry our pantries around with us so we can find a place to hide and not worry about having to eat for a few weeks. It's all good.
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10 Oct 14
Originally posted by SahuaroI have, what appears to be a one track mind. I read it first as "our panties around". Now having said that, it is, when all is said and done, the right track I guess.
My sister pointed out that we are not overweight; we're merely carrying our pantries around. See, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, skinny people will have to go home to their pantries to get food, and they're likely to become Zombie Chow somewhere along the way. But the rest of us carry our pantries around with us so we can find a place to hide and not worry about having to eat for a few weeks. It's all good.
