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I'm sure someone will post one, if only by accident


Originally posted by coquette
I'm sure someone will post one, if only by accident
Matter.

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Nevertheless.


My sister pointed out that we are not overweight; we're merely carrying our pantries around. See, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, skinny people will have to go home to their pantries to get food, and they're likely to become Zombie Chow somewhere along the way. But the rest of us carry our pantries around with us so we can find a place to hide and not worry about having to eat for a few weeks. It's all good.

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Originally posted by Sahuaro
My sister pointed out that we are not overweight; we're merely carrying our pantries around. See, when the Zombie Apocalypse comes, skinny people will have to go home to their pantries to get food, and they're likely to become Zombie Chow somewhere along the way. But the rest of us carry our pantries around with us so we can find a place to hide and not worry about having to eat for a few weeks. It's all good.
I have, what appears to be a one track mind. I read it first as "our panties around". Now having said that, it is, when all is said and done, the right track I guess.

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Originally posted by coquette
I'm sure someone will post one, if only by accident
Freud said there are no accidents.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Freud said there are no accidents.
You talking about Freud the lawyer?

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not disappointed at all

sure that profound statements are imminent

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Originally posted by Sahuaro
My sister pointed out that we are not overweight; we're merely carrying our pantries around.
People hang out their blessings on their waistlines.


People hang out their messings on their clotheslines.

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if god is everywhere is he fat?

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If they're "full", I'd say you can.

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
If they're "full", I'd say you can.
I'm pink therefore I'm spam

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Originally posted by redbadger
I'm pink therefore I'm spam
Pink usually means one thing, rare.