Prose Competition 7, PRETENTION

Prose Competition 7, PRETENTION

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Perhaps someone should explain what you are meant to write. As some people may bot have read the other threads.

Originally posted by hopscotch
6: Thread 34123
5: Thread 32297
4: Thread 24068
3: Thread 23612
2: Thread 22910
1: Thread 22395

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four more days to go. I need another 2 promises or I call the whole thing off.

Regarding the subject, it's entirely up to you. Your ability to be pretentious naturally infers a stubborn proclivity toward writing whatever you want anyway.

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tell me did your mouse come into your dream and scared you?
Widget would've got the verb tense right, StarryWanCanO'Beans! 😛 Eat more grasshoppers, Master!

Your ability to be pretentious naturally infers a stubborn proclivity toward writing whatever you want anyway.

PRETENTION - French law. The claim made to a thing which a party believes himself entitled to demand, but which is not admitted or adjudged to be his ~ Oh yes, Hopalong, you are the great pretender 😵

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The Great Pretender

Words and music by Buck Ram

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I'm doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I'm lonely but no one can tell

Oh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Adrift in a world of my own (ooh ooh)
I play the game but to my real shame
You've left me to dream all alone

Too real is this feeling of make believe
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Ooh Ooh yes I'm the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I'm not (you see)
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're still around

Yeah ooh hoo
Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal

Oh yes I'm the great pretender
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I'm not you see
I'm wearing my heart like a crown
Pretending that you're
Pretending that you're still around

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Originally posted by hopscotch
😴
'Try to spell correctly.'

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Is the list of names of those wishing to participate gonna... at anytime.. be published...?

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Originally posted by Peachy
Is the list of names of those wishing to participate gonna... at anytime.. be published...?
nay, the participants will be anonymously pretentious until the close of voting.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
'Try to spell correctly.'
😀 C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y ? 😵

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Originally posted by widget
Originally posted by Bowmann
'Try to spell correctly.'
Not true.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Not true.
😵 F-A-L-S-E 😀

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Is that a 1000 words minimum?

Truly hope not...

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Originally posted by Peachy
Is that a 1000 words minimum?

Truly hope not...
Hopquote: "It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly." Now I might be able to limit myself to 1000 words, but avoiding scary ghosts sounds more difficult.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Hopquote: "It'll be the usual rules for entry. 1000 words, no swearing, no scary ghosts, etc. Try to spell correctly." Now I might be able to limit myself to 1000 words, but avoiding scary ghosts sounds more difficult.
Yeah what does he mean by that?

Mine is turning darker by the second..

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Deadline for your promise = Sunday 19 Feb

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Hooray!

Entrants: 4 - Evil Scary Leprechaun Ghosts of the Thirteenth Dimenson: 0

I'm going to extend the deadline by another 24 hours. I need one more entrant! Somebody find somebody!

Remember: the prose is only due on 6 March.