Prose fairness?

@flopwrist said
I'm hearing penguins and polar bears and bicycles and Ghost sent me a message offering a years membership for my vote?
This year corruption is rampant! 😐

I really don't believe you. goad (Ghost) doesn't need to pay for votes, he is a very good writer actually!

-VR

@flopwrist said
Fair enough.
People should also stop hinting at their story plots which is a sly way to get friends to vote for their story.
(Not you rusty)

I haven't seen any hints given by anybody. There was a 'joke thread' about novels, but that had no relation to this contest.

Relax dude. Go with the creative flow.

I need a beer.
Anger rising 😡

And...AND!!...My story is the most creative.
Fact.

@flopwrist said
I need a beer.
Anger rising 😡

And...AND!!...My story is the most creative.
Fact.

I hear, as a double bluff, you wrote about a penguin and a polar bear escaping from a zoo, on a bicycle.

😀

P.S My story this year really is the best thing I have ever written.

@flopwrist said
I need a beer.
Anger rising 😡

And...AND!!...My story is the most creative.
Fact.

Yes it was a joke thread about novels, I thought at the time they were giving hints about what they were going to be writing, it was sort of embarrassing but I shook it off and kept on going....

If your story is considered best by the voters you win it. You seem to be full of confidence which is a good thing! 😉

Anger and beer don't mix well!!!

-VR

It won't win because I don't have the flow of a good story teller but as far as creativity goes 🤔...

My story wins.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Call me dude again...

I dare you. 😠

@flopwrist said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Call me dude again...

I dare you. 😠

Would dudette be ok? 😉

-VR

@flopwrist said
@Ghost-of-a-Duke

Call me dude again...

I dare you. 😠

Flopwrist is a dude,
and sometimes rather rude.
When he falls he remounts
in several accounts,
dude dude dude dude dude.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Flopwrist is a dude,
and sometimes rather rude.
When he falls he remounts
in several accounts,
dude dude dude dude dude.

Who is he? Seems familiar.

@torunn said
Who is he? Seems familiar.

Too many to list.

(Won't list here as don't want to get the dude into trouble).

@torunn said
Who is he? Seems familiar.

I believe goad gave the answer!

-VR

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Too many to list.

(Won't list here as don't want to get the dude into trouble).

Of course., you shouldn't.

I am the Alpha and Omega of this website.
I have spent a lot of money here 😔