Originally posted by SeitseThey are PAID to encourage any and all tests. Doctors nowadays are the new drug pimps from yesteryear. They schedule tests you don't need that are harmful to the body and prescribe medications that do not cure anything, but will slowly kill you!
The nurse says it won't hurt at all, yet the doctor keeps eyeballing me.
Thanks for cheering me up, pal. You are worth a million...
Take liquid vitamins along with an extra dose of vitamin C in pill form at night before you go to bed. (Don't take any extra vitamins other than vitamin C. Some will harm you).
Breathe fresh air. Stop putting dangerous chemicals in your body - Don't smoke! and stay away from red meat as much as possible.
My dad is 85 yrs old and he's healthier than me. When I talked with him this summer he told me these things as well, "Don't drink fluorinated water - drink spring water instead." He also walks 1-3 miles every day. His wife told me, "We get up at 7:00 am every day except Sunday. That's because we're out late dancing Saturday night."
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Originally posted by outdoorsmanGood joke, except that you are supposed to say 'both his hands were on your hips' when he checked you. Much more forcible action.
I had both the blood test and the rectal exam. The rectal exam was a little uncomfortable but what bothered me the most was when I noticed that the doctor had BOTH of his hands on my shoulders when he did the exam.