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Prostituting useful tools / Version 3.0

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1. Mobile phone

Originally thought for communicating one human with another, preferably to (a) achieve savings of time and/or effort, or (b) face with agility an emergency threatening the life or economy of someone...

... now it is a thing with which (i) underage chicks take photos of themselves and upload them on inane websites for everyone to see, (ii) geeks isolate themselves from the rest of the world by listening to some expendable music band, and (iii) idiots prostitute their own language by writing text messages to each other in a cryptic, super condensed and sometimes phonetic way which would earn a minus F in any selfrespecting school.



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2. Teh Interwebz

Once a guilty pleasure to get Pamela Anderson nude pics is now a place where work gets done!

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Originally posted by Crowley
2. Teh Interwebz

Once a guilty pleasure to get Pamela Anderson nude pics is now a place where work gets done!
Teh interwebz has nude picutres? why wasn't I informed? I'm off to look for the Hoff.

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Originally posted by Crowley
2. Teh Interwebz

Once a guilty pleasure to get Pamela Anderson nude pics is now a place where work gets done!
The horror. The horror!

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Originally posted by Crowley
2. Teh Interwebz

Once a guilty pleasure to get Pamela Anderson nude pics is now a place where work gets done!
3. Smilies: Once an interesting way to convey graphics in a tty-environment Now just a collection of clicky-coloured webdesign.

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4. Laser pointer

Once a tool to highlight something form a distance without the need to step into the line of sight, now a dangerous toy.

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5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in

Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of benignly "unfriending" otherwise estranged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant

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Originally posted by coquette
5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in

Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of beni ...[text shortened]... anged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant
Jimmy throws a sock at you.

Throw something back: -

A hammer
Your mother
Three worms
A Krispy Kreme Donut (requires extra credits)

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Originally posted by coquette
5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in

Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of beni ...[text shortened]... anged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant
Whaaaaaa!!!!!

GRANNY.

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