1. Mobile phone
Originally thought for communicating one human with another, preferably to (a) achieve savings of time and/or effort, or (b) face with agility an emergency threatening the life or economy of someone...
... now it is a thing with which (i) underage chicks take photos of themselves and upload them on inane websites for everyone to see, (ii) geeks isolate themselves from the rest of the world by listening to some expendable music band, and (iii) idiots prostitute their own language by writing text messages to each other in a cryptic, super condensed and sometimes phonetic way which would earn a minus F in any selfrespecting school.
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5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in
Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of benignly "unfriending" otherwise estranged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant
Originally posted by coquetteJimmy throws a sock at you.
5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in
Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of beni ...[text shortened]... anged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant
Throw something back: -
A hammer
Your mother
Three worms
A Krispy Kreme Donut (requires extra credits)
Originally posted by coquetteWhaaaaaa!!!!!
5. Social Networking Sites, e.g., Facebook, My Space, Linked in
Once very useful and highly effective internet platforms for facilitating the connecting and reconnecting of interpersonal and professional relationships in a dynamic real-time system of communication; now, useless spam platforms that burden the individual with the complex challenges of beni ...[text shortened]... anged and stale former contacts that were once delusionally perceived to have been significant
GRANNY.