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A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mind that these are first graders .....6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses ...................... until they stop running.
2. Strike while the ......................... bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before ..... Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of ....... termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but ....... how? !
6. Don't bite the hand that ................... looks dirty.
7. No news .................................. impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a .................... Mr.
9. You can't teach an old dog new ..... math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ....... stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust ................ me.
12. The pen is mightier than the .......... pigs.
13. An idle mind is .......... the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's ...... pollution.
15. Happy the bride who ............... gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ........... not much.
17. Two's company, three's ...... the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what ........ you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you , cry and........you have to blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as ......... Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not ............. spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed .................. get new batteries.
23. You get out of something only what you ........... see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind...... get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!



25. Better late than..... pregnant.

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One of my friends did this years ago. Someone was trying to get him to complete "a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush". He came up with "A bird flew". Sadly he was 19 at the time I think, and 100% sober.

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Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders. Their insight may surprise you. While reading these, keep in mi ...[text shortened]... the way.

And the WINNER and last one!



25. Better late than..... pregnant.
I don't get the last one.

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Originally posted by abejnood
I don't get the last one.
HER PERIOD!!! when a girl is pregnant she misses on her period...she'd rather be late on her period than be pregnant....lol, its hilarious

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Originally posted by abejnood
I don't get the last one.
It's a girl thing. When you're old enough you'll be told.

skeeter

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lol

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Originally posted by neumontU
HER PERIOD!!! when a girl is pregnant she misses on her period...she'd rather be late on her period than be pregnant....lol, its hilarious
Oh I see now. Yes I know. How the heck does a six year old know about such things? 😕

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Originally posted by abejnood
Oh I see now. Yes I know. How the heck does a six year old know about such things? 😕
I have no idea, seeing as you, a 14 year old, didn't know.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
I have no idea, seeing as you, a 14 year old, didn't know.
Don't underestimate Abe. He probably knows more than you think you do. 😕

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Originally posted by cashthetrash
Don't underestimate Abe. He probably knows more than you think you do. 😕
No one knows more than Freddie thinks he does.

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Originally posted by Red Night
No one knows more than Freddie thinks he does.
Bleh!