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Light travels faster than sound.

This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak.

rookie54
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never kick a fresh turd onna hot day...

merry xmas...

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Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

You too rookmeister

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Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Ya'll hav'in' some problems with them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they are called, but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well sir", the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Ok', Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But a moment later he stops and bluntly replies, "Are you calling me a horses arse?" "No sir", the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizen's of this country to call their president a horses arse." "That's a good thing", Obama responds.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though".

Merry ChristX!!! 😵

Grampy Bobby
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Originally posted by whodey
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".

Merry ChristX!!! 😵
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Originally posted by whodey
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words. ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".

Merry ChristX!!! 😵
Next time, provide a map. That was a long, long way to go for a joke!

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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Next time, provide a map. That was a long, long way to go for a joke!
It's just like a circle fly really. It's not about the journey, rather, its all about the dstination!!

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Originally posted by rookie54
never kick a fresh turd onna hot day...

merry xmas...
Wyze wurdz .

Suzianne
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Originally posted by divegeester
Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't.

You too rookmeister
Do you play the MMO game "City of Heroes"?

Some Hellions (an NPC group) in lower-level zones sometimes say this.

Suzianne
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Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Next time, provide a map. That was a long, long way to go for a joke!
The best jokes are never one-liners.

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It's better to give than to receive, especially when it comes to black eyes.

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Syver Yurt TC

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Originally posted by whodey
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.

A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words. ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".

Merry ChristX!!! 😵
You guys just can't seem to handle the fact that there's a black man running your country from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I also know, from your profile, 'whodey', that you are incapable of constructing a sentence and therefore, probably will have some difficulty in understanding what I have posted.

skeeter

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Originally posted by skeeter
You guys just can't seem to handle the fact that there's a black man ruinning your country from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I also know, from your profile, 'whodey', that you are incapable of constructing a sentence and therefore, probably will have some difficulty in understanding what I have posted.

skeeter
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Syver Yurt TC

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Your forum suspension certainly is, given this:

"Please edit quoted text responsibly. Making modifications which misrepresent the original post will result in a forum ban".

...or is there something about that site statement that I don't understand...?

skeets

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Originally posted by Suzianne
The best jokes are never one-liners.
This was not a good joke. It was written by a fool for other fools.

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