Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.
A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Ya'll hav'in' some problems with them circle flies?" Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they are called, but I've never heard of circle flies." "Well sir", the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." "Ok', Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But a moment later he stops and bluntly replies, "Are you calling me a horses arse?" "No sir", the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizen's of this country to call their president a horses arse." "That's a good thing", Obama responds.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though".
Merry ChristX!!! 😵
Originally posted by whodey😀
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.
A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".
Merry ChristX!!! 😵
Originally posted by whodeyNext time, provide a map. That was a long, long way to go for a joke!
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.
A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words. ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".
Merry ChristX!!! 😵
Originally posted by whodeyYou guys just can't seem to handle the fact that there's a black man running your country from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I also know, from your profile, 'whodey', that you are incapable of constructing a sentence and therefore, probably will have some difficulty in understanding what I have posted.
Speaking of Christmas and turds, it reminds me of a joke I heard the other day.
A cowboy from Texas attends a Christmas social function where Barak Obama is trying to gather support for his Health plan. Once he disovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and using single syllable words. ...[text shortened]... ays, "Hard to fool them flies, though".
Merry ChristX!!! 😵
skeeter
Originally posted by skeeterfixed!!
You guys just can't seem to handle the fact that there's a black man ruinning your country from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. I also know, from your profile, 'whodey', that you are incapable of constructing a sentence and therefore, probably will have some difficulty in understanding what I have posted.
skeeter