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Much has been said about carbon footprints.
We can work together to drastically reduce
our carbon footprint with two simple steps.

1. Do NOT walk through carbon.

2. Wipe your feet off often, clean your feet and shoes.

Thank you

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and DON'T spill the toner.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Much has been said about carbon footprints.
We can work together to drastically reduce
our carbon footprint with two simple steps.

1. Do NOT walk through carbon.

2. Wipe your feet off often, clean your feet and shoes.

Thank you
#3 Don't set yourself on fire.

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4. Use stilts.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
4. Use stilts.
5) Pick up the spent cartridge casings.





Forget it I misread it. Thought it said carbine,

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Much has been said about greenhouse gas emissions.
Such a problem is easy enough to fix.
If you own a greenhouse, keep the doors and windows closed.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
Much has been said about carbon footprints.
We can work together to drastically reduce
our carbon footprint with two simple steps.

1. Do NOT walk through carbon.

2. Wipe your feet off often, clean your feet and shoes.

Thank you
Hello, I've come to service my public.

Thank you.

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Originally posted by josephw
#3 Don't set yourself on fire.
Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be
warm for the rest of his life." - Terry Pratchett

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Much has been said about our excessive fossil fuel consumption.
Such a problem is easy enough to fix.
We need to use fuel before it's fossilized. We should have ran out of those old stale fossil fuels years ago. Come on people, burn it up before the sell by date!!

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Much has been written about wasted time.
The problem is easy to fix.

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Excessive fuel consumption is much talked about.
Such a problem is easy enough to fix.
Make sure your tires are inflated to the recommended PSI for a 20% fuel savings.
Have your engine tuned up by a professional for a 40% fuel savings.
Drive with an easy foot on the gas pedal for a 50% fuel savings.
If you follow these steps you will save 110% on your fuel, and the excess fuel can be saved or sold at cost.

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Playing correspondance Chess online causes global warming. You're all killing baby Polar bears you turds. Non-subscribed members produce double the greenhouse gas.

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Originally posted by DR85
You're all killing baby Polar bears
😠😠😠

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Much has been said about the melting polar ice killing polar bears.
This can be easily fixed.

We must remove all polar bears from the polar circle, so exposure to the melting polar ice is eliminated. We need to relocate all polar bears to the tropics.

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Originally posted by andrew93
Much has been said about the melting polar ice killing polar bears.
This can be easily fixed.

We must remove all polar bears from the polar circle, so exposure to the melting polar ice is eliminated. We need to relocate all polar bears to the tropics.
But if you remove them from the poles wouldn't they turn into regular old beers? Lets save the polar beer has some zing, take the polar out of the beer and you're left with beer,save the beers you say? There's load of beers... go away. Now if we renamed them the beer formally known as the polar beer when moving them to the tropics there might still be hope.