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shavixmir
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I've always prided myself as someone who doesn't make a mess when puking my guts out.
I have complete control over my sphincter (unlike a friend of mine who poos herself when she pukes) and I never dribble down the side of the toilet bowl.
I'll up you one further, I always reach a toilet bowl too.

Today is just one such a day.
Not only that, I have a flu. I'm coughing my lungs up and this morning, whilst vomitting (yesterday I had a party) I'm sure I coughed so hard that it was just as well I have a tight anus or I'd have blown a kidney out the toilet door.

Now I am sat at my desk. The trembling of the hands has subsided, the nausia has gone and I'm slowly pecking at some chocolate...but...

I have this very irritating nervous twitch just below my right eye. It's not constantly there, it sort of comes and goes. But when it's there, it's damned irritating.
So, I'm wondering: is it possible I've puked myself a nervous twitch? Do these sort of things happen? And are they temporary?

I really don't think I'm ever going to drink again.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've always prided myself as someone who doesn't make a mess when puking my guts out.
I have complete control over my sphincter (unlike a friend of mine who poos herself when she pukes) and I never dribble down the side of the toilet bowl.
I'll up you one further, I always reach a toilet bowl too.

Today is just one such a day.
Not only that, I ...[text shortened]... things happen? And are they temporary?

I really don't think I'm ever going to drink again.
thats a sure sign you're about to drop dead any day

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've always prided myself as someone who doesn't make a mess when puking my guts out.
I have complete control over my sphincter (unlike a friend of mine who poos herself when she pukes) and I never dribble down the side of the toilet bowl.
I'll up you one further, I always reach a toilet bowl too.

Today is just one such a day.
Not only that, I ...[text shortened]... things happen? And are they temporary?

I really don't think I'm ever going to drink again.
Try upping the dosage on your meds.

shavixmir
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Originally posted by Booyah333
Try upping the dosage on your meds.
Let me guess...

You're not a doctor, are you?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Let me guess...

You're not a doctor, are you?
I have a diploma on my wall that says I am.

Only needed 6 boxtops to get it. I had to buy the frame, though.

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've always prided myself as someone who doesn't make a mess when puking my guts out.
I have complete control over my sphincter (unlike a friend of mine who poos herself when she pukes) and I never dribble down the side of the toilet bowl.
I'll up you one further, I always reach a toilet bowl too.

Today is just one such a day.
Not only that, I ...[text shortened]... things happen? And are they temporary?

I really don't think I'm ever going to drink again.
Don't worry, I had a similar experience drinking Rum Hurricanes a couple of weeks ago and I assure you that you will survive. You'll wish for death, but you will survive.

Seriously though, you've done yourself neurological harm and need to drink fluids immediately. The drinking and vomitting have deprived your brain of water and oxygen and you need to top up your system or risk permanent damage.

Cutting back on alcohol consumptions is probably a good idea, but, we both know its only a matter of time before it happens again.

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screw the cutting back!
death awaits us all, even if we don't get hideously pissed every night!

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Originally posted by shavixmir
I've always prided myself as someone who doesn't make a mess when puking my guts out.
I have complete control over my sphincter (unlike a friend of mine who poos herself when she pukes) and I never dribble down the side of the toilet bowl.
I'll up you one further, I always reach a toilet bowl too.

Today is just one such a day.
Not only that, I ...[text shortened]... things happen? And are they temporary?

I really don't think I'm ever going to drink again.
Better learn how to pace yourself and just stay pleasantly soused all day, every day.
Good about the toilet discipline, you're a trouper. (Or maybe trooper?)Some military outfits train their troops how to faint properly when in full dress in the hot sun.

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Get more fluids and electrolytes into yourself, the muscle spasms will pass.

shavixmir
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Originally posted by mantawa
Get more fluids and electrolytes into yourself, the muscle spasms will pass.
Pray tell me more about these electrolytes...

Are you suggesting electrocuting myself?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Pray tell me more about these electrolytes...

Are you suggesting electrocuting myself?
If your tic persists it's a thought.

Has it gone away yet?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Pray tell me more about these electrolytes...

Are you suggesting electrocuting myself?


Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
If your tic persists it's a thought.

Has it gone away yet?
Hell do it anyway... take pictures!

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Originally posted by Chakan
Hell do it anyway... take pictures!
Are you encouraging the start of a web-cam freakshow? Might work...and eliminate the need to work...Shavixmir a career as Internet performance artist awaits you! The Dutch government might even give you a grant...

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Are you encouraging the start of a web-cam freakshow? Might work...and eliminate the need to work...Shavixmir a career as Internet performance artist awaits you! The Dutch government might even give you a grant...
I`ll subscribe to that... as long as we can send in suggestions.

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