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Doug Stanhope

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How am I supposed to do that?!?!

Damn phrase has always troubled me really.

Please explain 😕

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Originally posted by Seitse
How am I supposed to do that?!?!

Damn phrase has always troubled me really.

Please explain 😕
All I can say is that it's no fun being that monkey. 🙁

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Originally posted by stocken
All I can say is that it's no fun being that monkey. 🙁
How would you know? You're a royal ape...

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
How would you know? You're a royal ape...

Richard
Yeah, but I evolved from the lesser species of nose monkeys, directly from
the tight arse of John Candy. That was no picknick. Thank nature (or
whatever) for my highly adaptable genes allowing me to evolve into another
species during one single lifetime. er...

...and for allowing me to forget certain parts of my long journey here.

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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So during that process the weenie actually grew?

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Originally posted by Seitse
So during that process the weenie actually grew?
Nope. 😳

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This thread is so utterly lacking in quality that we are lucky a black hole did not form within it and suck the entire forum into oblivion. I'm going to get a rasp and attempt to grate my despair at the failings of our species from my mind.

Seitse
Doug Stanhope

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Good luck with that, pipi

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Originally posted by hopscotch
...I'm going to get a rasp and attempt to grate my despair at the failings of our species from my mind.
Heh, heh... Mission accomplished.

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I would pay good money to see someone attemp to pull one out.. hahaha

how are we boys?!? 🙂

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Originally posted by MissShell
I would pay good money to see someone attemp to pull one out.. hahaha

how are we boys?!? 🙂
I'd pay good money to see someone put one in!😲

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Originally posted by monster truck
I'd pay good money to see someone put one in!😲
ooohhh! 😲

Seitse
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Hand! We have a customer!

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Originally posted by monster truck
I'd pay good money to see someone put one in!😲
that is so crude, but hilarious!

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i have no monkeys coming out of my ass, but i have all sorts of stuff coming out my ear. flesh and blood, mostly, but i wouldn't be surprised if there were a monkey or two in there somewhere.

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