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@ghost-of-a-duke said

As an aside, why was your radio made out of ham?
He tunes it into Radio 2 and listens to Jeremy Swine.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
Would you believe it, now your hypothetical (non-inhabited) car is on fire!!! Quick, what 3 things are you gonna grab?!

1. Dashboard dinosaur.
2. Documents.
3. Sunglasses.
Well, that would depend on who is in the passenger seat (my mother in law for example)
1. The keys (so that I could automatically lock the doors once I've jumped out)
2. Fire extinguisher (she might try to use it)
3. My cell phone (to take happy snaps while she screams, fries and sizzles).

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LoL

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If I go for a long drive I wrap a chicken in foil and put it in the engine bay.
I find 2 hours at 3000 RPM cooks it perfectly.
So I would grab that and have a chomp while I waited for the fire brigade.

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cigarettes
car keys
Lao Tsu rear view mirror ornament

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Favourite CDs from glove compartment
Vaping Pipe. from change well
Lhasa Apso. from rear seat
Reverse order if partner is reading this.