Quotation of the day

Southern thoughts-BBG .... Why does the morning bird sing so happily?? Because it hasn't yet experienced this crappy day!!!

"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods."

Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC), Nichomachean Ethics

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955) (attributed)

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - )

"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."

Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), Saturday Review, Aug. 25, 1962

It's time to start slapping people.

~George Carlin

Three Great Quotes by the Illustrious Ronald Reagan:

Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.

Facts are stupid things.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

When I was about six, I was really into seeing if gravity always works (I think someone had explained it to me and I was interested). Anyway, I tried it on my father's fax machine. When he asked me if I was the culprit, I told him that I didn't remember.

He got angry, not at the busted gadget but at the obviously unintentional Reaganism.

Of course, I just got that....

"Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first."

Ronald Reagan

"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love."

Sophocles

I have not eaten an ice cream sandwich in forty-seven years.

~George Carlin

"If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in."

Bradley's Bromide

"Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up."

James Magary

"Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped."

Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915)