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Who is hotter?

Stacy's Mom
or
Stacy Keibleir
or
Jennifer Love-Hewwit
or
Brooke Burke

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
Who is hotter?

Stacy's Mom
or
Stacy Keibleir
or
Jennifer Love-Hewwit
or
Brooke Burke
Which is greener:

Mint
or
Grass
or
Paint
or
JimRulz1518

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Which is greener:

Mint
or
Grass
or
Paint
or
JimRulz1518
Which is stinkier:

Steak fart
or
Chips fart
or
Pizza fart
or
Silent girl-fart

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Originally posted by jimrulz1518

Jennifer Love-Hewwit
mmmm...

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I cant help it if my Horomones are too strong for me to handle.......

I CANT STOP THRUSTING



























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Originally posted by jimrulz1518
I cant help it if my Horomones are too strong for me to handle.......

I CANT STOP THRUSTING



























jokes









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better start lubricating the hole in the mattress.....

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I hope to one day find the human female equivilant of a chocolate chip cookie.

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i want one too!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😀

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Originally posted by seraphimvulture
I hope to one day find the human female equivilant of a chocolate chip cookie.
Are you a cannibalist? 😲

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Are you a cannibalist? 😲
No, he's just the gingerbread man.

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Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnow
No, he's just the gingerbread man.
As opposed to the muffin man I supose?

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Do you think the Virgin Mary had periods? She must have, right?

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"Pass us the torch darling, I still can't find it."

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It is for she that the cherry bleeds
That the moon is steeped in milk and blood
That I steal like a robber
From her altar of love
O money lender! O clover gender!
I am the fiend hid in her skirts
And it's as hot as hell in here
Coming at her as I am from above
Hard on for love hard on for love
Hard on for love hard on for love

Well, I swear I seen that girl before
Like she walked straight outa the book of Leveticus
But they can stone me with stones I don't care

Just as long as I can get to kiss
Those gypsy lips! Gypsy lips!
My aim is to hit this Miss
And I'm moving in (I'm moving in)
Coming at her like Lazarus from above
Hard on for love hard on for love
Hard on for love hard on for love

(Nick Cave)

edit: the lyrics I copied had an amusing typo "mild nad blood" not "milk and blood"

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
It is for she that the cherry bleeds
That the moon is steeped in mild nad blood
That I steal like a robber
From her altar of love
O money lender! O clover gender!
I am the fiend hid in her skirts
And it's as hot as hell in here
Coming at her as I am from above
Hard on for love hard on for love
Hard on for love hard on for love

Well, I swea ...[text shortened]... from above
Hard on for love hard on for love
Hard on for love hard on for love

(Nick Cave)
Veryyyyyy nice. One of my most haunting regrets is that I got into Nick Cave only a few months after he played a concert right at my high school, that I of course didn't go to cause who the hell is Nick Cave?.... *sigh*

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