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March 23, 2009

...It all happened so quickly, he came out of no where. I was unprepared. Stupidity pierced right through my shields of logic like they were nothing. It amazes me how even in the face of common sense ignorance is bravely stood by. I am defeated. Broken. Reduced to nothing but a weeping child, beating my own head against my computer and hoping against hope that either the computer or my brain sustains enough damage that it will save me from having have to read the replies that defy all laws of reason and reality. A wise man once told me to disengage. Why did I not listen? Why did I not fall back whilst I still had the chance? It must have been the devil that convinced me to enter this battle of the words that left me empty and hollow with nothing but a desire to gouge my own eyes out so I will no longer have to see my words get mutilated and twisted beyond any recognition before they are thrown back into my already battered face. I die a little with every one of his words, spawned out of some sort of alternate, warped universe unknown to men. And just when I thought it could not possibly get any worse, he somehow manages to concoct something that proves me wrong. As I sit here, unsure of whether I should laugh, cry, or just get it over with and kill myself, he delivers the final blow. Any last ounce of hope I had left to save myself was crushed by paranoia from the other side.

Now I know why Jesus wept.



http://agentraven.blogspot.com/
(makes more sense if read in chronological order)

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Blog includes naughty pics?

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Then it's a must read!

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Is Raven part of the cancer that is killing /b/?
Who blogs about a chess site?

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Ok, now I got some spare time and gave it a try.

I couldn't read a lot. Something like a couple of paragraphs. It's nausea material, my goodness.

Btw, When she speaks of "agent rusty", does she mean the retarded numbnuts of Very Touchy?

Gee, now I know why the idiot keeps saying he has a lot of friends.

Someone inform them that users from this site don't count as real friends when it boils down to popularity or I-am-not-a-loser contests.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Ok, now I got some spare time and gave it a try.

I couldn't read a lot. Something like a couple of paragraphs. It's nausea material, my goodness.

Btw, When she speaks of "agent rusty", does she mean the retarded numbnuts of Very Touchy?

Gee, now I know why the idiot keeps saying he has a lot of friends.

Someone inform them that users from this si ...[text shortened]... don't count as real friends when it boils down to popularity or I-am-not-a-loser contests.
I read it too, lots of paranoid delusions about how the PFC is here to brain wash us all and turn us into their minion hoard.
Seeing as how it is lunch and I have nothing better to do: screen capped for great justice.

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Meh, it's actually not completely terrible. Makes me wonder why someone with that sense of irony and self awareness would be part of TSM to begin with, or perhaps that too is ironic.

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Is the TSM still giving those free lobotomies to new members as part of their welcome kit?

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I wrote a poem about Raven. 😕
I don't think it's apporopiate for this forum. 😞

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Originally posted by Seitse
Is the TSM still giving those free lobotomies to new members as part of their welcome kit?
That would explain Raven's tinfoil hat.
I agree with SM, some of it is well written.

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Originally posted by Seitse
Is the TSM still giving those free lobotomies to new members as part of their welcome kit?
I'll have you know that the lobotomies are done prior to joining. Get your facts straight. 😠

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I'll have you know that the lobotomies are done prior to joining. Get your facts straight. 😠
It makes a lot of sense now. Thanks!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
lobotomies
?

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Only one post mentions me. I'm clearly not trying hard enough.

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