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Originally posted by Raven69
This religion intrigues me. Does it have any nifty rituals like sacrifice a virgin to 'god' every full moon?
No. But it involves totem poles.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I wrote a poem about Raven. 😕
I don't think it's apporopiate for this forum. 😞
When has this forum ever been "appropriate"? Come, don't keep us in suspense...

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Originally posted by Palynka
No. But it involves totem poles.
Those are my favourite type of poles.

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Originally posted by Raven69
When has this forum ever been "appropriate"? Come, don't keep us in suspense...
Ok, 😳

Oh Raven, oh Raven
How I wonder about you
Are you hairy
Are you shaven
My mind is in a stew

Are you large breasted
Flat chested or
in between the two
Big butt or little butt
sort or tall
It seems I really don't know you at all.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ok, 😳

Oh Raven, oh Raven
How I wonder about you
Are you hairy
Are you shaven
My mind is in a stew

Are you large breasted
Flat chested or
in between the two
Big butt or little butt
sort or tall
It seems I really don't know you at all.
she has a little stripe of hair, is between the two and has a big ass.

edit: oh, and she isn't small but isn't tall.

anymore questions?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Ok, 😳

Oh Raven, oh Raven
How I wonder about you
Are you hairy
Are you shaven
My mind is in a stew

Are you large breasted
Flat chested or
in between the two
Big butt or little butt
sort or tall
It seems I really don't know you at all.
😀 You never fail to make me laugh.

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Originally posted by trev33
she has a little stripe of hair, is between the two and has a big ass.

edit: oh, and she isn't small but isn't tall.

anymore questions?
Lies, all lies...!

I have two stripes of hair, thank you very much.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Lies, all lies...!

I have two stripes of hair, thank you very much.
ah yes, how could i forget about the gap in the middle? my sincerest apologies.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I've seen a lot of rude and hurtful things written at RHP, but none compare to what RN said to Sunburnt.

Perhaps you can answer the question I asked RN. What is so bad about trying to preserve an animal skull?

P-
Really? What did he say?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
I guess you missed her RANT, it was in reply to what she had said, you have to back up Phlabby and follow it right from the start of who said what.

RN has no clones as you try to make the rest of RHP believe. Even if you repeat it 1,000.000 times, it would still not make what you say true.

IF I don't see a joke, it is perfectly ok to jump all over m ...[text shortened]... dly banter, and we are paranoid. I can never figure this out? Can you explain it to me Please.
Confess: membership to the RN cult requires you to defend him in public. Confess it!

Could you please also confirm that in the cult he has the right to enjoy one male or female member per month?

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Originally posted by Seitse
Confess: membership to the RN cult requires you to defend him in public. Confess it!

Could you please also confirm that in the cult he has the right to enjoy one male or female member per month?
His member alternates? Clearly RN is endowed with shamanic powers.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
His member alternates? Clearly RN is endowed with shamanic powers.
More like a Mr. Potatoe Head with genital interchangeables.

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Originally posted by Seitse
More like a Mr. Potatoe Head with genital interchangeables.
Somehow 'genital interchangeables' -- 'interchanges'? -- sounds much more interesting than 'interchangeable genitals'.

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Somehow 'genital interchangeables' -- 'interchanges'? -- sounds much more interesting than 'interchangeable genitals'.
Plug & Play, baby!

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LOL

Mr. Potato Red Night's Plug & Play !

Now you see it! Now you don't!