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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
There once was a spud named Bud
Who became a part of a cows cud
When asked what he thought
About the fact he'd been caught
He said "I expect I'll land with a thud".
Nice. But the first and last line could flow better something like this:

There once was a potato named bud

He said "I expect I will land with a thud"

Also for some odd reason cows' cud doesn't flow very well, not sure what to do about that.

A for effort though!

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No they don't. Irish don't make Whisky.
Thank you for correcting me, fatso.

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
No they don't. Irish don't make Whisky.
Slainte'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_whiskey

For 23 bucks, Tulamore Dew, does it for me.

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Originally posted by gregsflat
Slainte'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_whiskey

For 23 bucks, Tulamore Dew, does it for me.
It is still not Whisky

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Originally posted by gregsflat
Slainte'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_whiskey

For 23 bucks, Tulamore Dew, does it for me.
whisky vs whiskey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey

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Originally posted by wormwood
whisky vs whiskey

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey
Also, it's "sláinte". What was that accent thinking, leaving the a and walking over to the end of the word!?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Also, it's "sláinte". What was that accent thinking, leaving the a and walking over to the end of the word!?
it had an acute existential crisis and thought it was french.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
Nice. But the first and last line could flow better something like this:

There once was a potato named bud

He said "I expect I will land with a thud"

Also for some odd reason cows' cud doesn't flow very well, not sure what to do about that.

A for effort though!
I had hoped for an A+ but will accept the A...thanx.





Also for the insight into how I might improve the flow in some lines. I threw it together rather hastily.

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Who doesn't hate the Irish?!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Who doesn't hate the Irish?!
That is that football team Regis is always talking about isn't it.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Also, it's "sláinte". What was that accent thinking, leaving the a and walking over to the end of the word!?
I can't type that ' over the "a", I can copy and paste yours' > sláinte, but have no idea how to get it there. So I threw it at the end of the word.

So what everyone is trying to emphasize is that Canadian & Scotch is Whisky, then Kentucky Bourbon & Irish are Whiskey. Symantics, especially after a few rounds.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Who doesn't hate the Irish?!
I dont hate the irish,Iam of irish decent,what i do object to is Great Britain having to bail the bloody bog trotters out,let them go to the wall.

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Originally posted by yo its me
The Irish nation are very loved all over the world. Their accent and grasp of poetry and words in general.
FACT
This is true.

Infact the only people who appear to hate the Irish are......The Irish.

"Put an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him."

George Bernard Shaw.

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3 pages and Guiness isn't even mentioned?

Shameful 😞

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Originally posted by Silverstriker
3 pages and Guiness isn't even mentioned?

Shameful 😞
seamus and paddy are out using their metal detector,they find 3 ira handgrenades,paddy says seamus you must take them to the police,seamus says what shall i do if one explodes,paddy says welll.....tell them you only found two.