Red onion and garlic

Are you afraid to mingle with people after you have consumed onion or/and garlic?

Because nothing helps, not parsley nor coffee.

I chill and frolic with women who only fancy making out with
me if I have consumed red onion and garlic before.

So, I was at the car cinema with this cool bird, Natalie was her
name I think, or so I remember, and we were in my sick Chevy
convertible '56. And we were, like, you know, pretending to watch
They Came From Mars, and really getting up close and personal,
and I was, like, yeah baby, get close to daddy-o, and she was, like,
you know, eeewww you haven't had your red onion and garlic. And
sure, I hadn't, so I was, like, you know, check this out you sassy
vixen, and then I took bites off an onion as if it was an apple, and then
peeled off a garlic and dumped it down the muncher, and she was,
like, you know, yeah tiger come over here, and so I did.

I'm afraid to mingle with people.

Onion and garlic have nothing to do with that.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
I'm afraid to mingle with people.

Onion and garlic have nothing to do with that.

Question is: are red onion and garlic afraid of mingling with you?

Originally posted by Seitse
Question is: are red onion and garlic afraid of mingling with you?

I'm not sure "red onion" and "garlic" aren't euphemisms for "that-which-cannot-be-named-but-you-know-you're-thinking-about-it-right-now" and as such I'm refraining from answering.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
I'm not sure "red onion" and "garlic" aren't euphemisms for "that-which-cannot-be-named-but-you-know-you're-thinking-about-it-right-now" and as such I'm refraining from answering.

Red onion and garlic are NOT euphemisms. For Christ's sake, lets keep some things straightforward. 😉

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Red onion and garlic are NOT euphemisms. For Christ's sake, lets keep some things straightforward. 😉

Correct. No euphemisms there.

Unless, of course, you're thinking of red onion and garlic
instead of red onion and garlic.

Originally posted by NoEarthlyReason
Red onion and garlic are NOT euphemisms. For Christ's sake, lets keep some things straightforward. 😉

I fear we are presently at a point of no return, Reason.

The bed has been made. Let's lie in it.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
The bed has been made. Let's lie in it.

Oh, so you DO like red onion and garlic, uh?

Originally posted by Seitse
Oh, so you [b]DO like red onion and garlic, uh?[/b]

In fact I dearsay I downright LOVE red onion and garlic. Its penetrating odour and lasting aftertaste makes my tongue tingly and my senses shiver.

Speaking of which, I know of a lovely video of red onion on the internet, but I fear posting it might revoke my license to post on RHP fur ever.

Originally posted by Great King Rat
In fact I dearsay I downright LOVE red onion and garlic. Its penetrating odour and lasting aftertaste makes my tongue tingly and my senses shiver.

Speaking of which, I know of a lovely video of red onion on the internet, but I fear posting it might revoke my license to post on RHP fur ever.

Yeah, don't risk it.

I could recommend some soft garlic videos but, then again, why
go soft when the joy is in hardcore, pungent, strong and all-in
garlic?

Also, I like amateur red onion. Staged stuff doesn't cut it for me anymore
and I find myself looking out always for the unrehearsed one.

This is a disgusting post. Why, for heaven's sake, are we labeling? Who, pray tell, cares a whit if the onion is red or white or brown? Does it matter that it might be a shallot or a Vidalia? Let us please end this discrimination now.

As to whether one might shun those who either or, and or nor, I can say personally that I have welcomed those who have refined culinary tastes. That has no equivalent plane when we consider tobacco and thumbnail chewers. GROSS!

Originally posted by coquette
shallot

This post is horrendously classist and offensive for the 99%, as
it is well known that shallots are the posh relatives of the onion.

FIGHT THE POWER! DOWN WITH THE 1%!

All this sinful and pungent Alliaceous imagery has me fearful about being smited...or am I just smitten? I feel an urgent desire to know my onions on a more intimate level.