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Religion - the Destroyer.

Religion - the Destroyer.

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Pianoman1
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As we approach the arbitrary date of December 25th, i would like to set the cat amongst the pigeons.

The thesis of this thread is that all religions are divisive. They separate the saved, the true believers, from the heretics, the non-believers. Religious followers are all members of a club. Anyone who is not in the club is unclean, pagan, doomed to eternal suffering.

The rules are that members of the clubs are not allowed to talk to members of other clubs. Each club requires the sacrifice of "The Chopping off of the Ears". Members are, therefore, incapable of listening to any other club members. They are good at talking. They love to talk. But they can't listen to any reasoned antithesis.

Yes, Christ was a good man, but so was Gautama Buddha, so was Mohammed, so was Abraham, so was Guru Nanak, so is tha Dalai Lama, so is my Giddy Aunt Fanny. And you know what? They are all saying THE SAME THING.

So, as we approach 25/12/2011 stick your ears back on. Listen. Be flexible, and demand a refund on your club sub. - it's not worth it.

thaughbaer
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Well exactly what is it that your Giddy Aunt Fanny is saying and when did she start speaking Tibetan ?

Very Rusty
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Originally posted by Pianoman1
As we approach the arbitrary date of December 25th, i would like to set the cat amongst the pigeons.

The thesis of this thread is that all religions are divisive. They separate the saved, the true believers, from the heretics, the non-believers. Religious followers are all members of a club. Anyone who is not in the club is unclean, pagan, doomed to et ars back on. Listen. Be flexible, and demand a refund on your club sub. - it's not worth it.
Same God, only people take different paths!

I disagree with part 2 the chess part is worth the sub price.

Just don't bother with the forums. 😉

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You took the cat away from his mat? :'(

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Originally posted by Pianoman1
As we approach the arbitrary date of December 25th, i would like to set the cat amongst the pigeons.

The thesis of this thread is that all religions are divisive. They separate the saved, the true believers, from the heretics, the non-believers. Religious followers are all members of a club. Anyone who is not in the club is unclean, pagan, doomed to et ...[text shortened]... ars back on. Listen. Be flexible, and demand a refund on your club sub. - it's not worth it.
You Britts have 25 months in a year??
Remarkable.

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
You Britts have 25 months in a year??
Remarkable.
You American'ts have 12 public holidays a year?
Remarkable.

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Originally posted by Trev33
You American'ts have 12 public holidays a year?
Remarkable.
You Brits have 12 teeth? Inconceivable!

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You Brits have 12 teeth? Inconceivable!
I'm not British.

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Originally posted by Trev33
I'm not British.
That's ok, I'm not funny.

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Originally posted by Trev33
I'm not British.
I can hear Great Britain breathe a collective sigh of relief. 😕

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
You Brits have 12 teeth? Inconceivable!
LOL

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
I can hear Great Britain breathe a collective sigh of relief. 😕
No, that was your wife farting 😛

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I had a green thing i named 'sprite' it didn't have any teeth...

Pianoman1
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Originally posted by Trev33
You took the cat away from his mat? :'(
The cat sat on the mat becaus he wax fed up. He sat on rhe mat because he was appalled at the human race. It was the first recorded feline sit-in. Why was he fed up? You only have to follow this thread to see his reasoning. Cats are great thinkers. They sit and ponder, they spend most of their day philosophising. At last, thay reason, here is a thread of substance, a thread to challenge the spiritual and metaphysical stance of RHP thinkers. And what do we end up talking about? Teddy bears, teeth, farting, months in the year, green things, sprites and my Giddy Aunt Fanny.

Je m'en fouche...

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