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RHP Burger Competition I

RHP Burger Competition I

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
http://www.rhp15.com/pictures/Phlabbiburger.jpg
Is that a mushroom, onion, and swiss burger Phlab? Looks good.

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Originally posted by Loose Screw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cMuOwmdJYDA

This is all the 'Burger" I want! 🙄
Paris Hilton? god NO!!!!! that skanky tramp isnt worth the cheese from the end of my ..... burger

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Originally posted by SJ247
Is that a mushroom, onion, and swiss burger Phlab? Looks good.
The cheese is Bel Gioso (sp?) and is a sharp provolone cheese... it has the great taste of 'baby puke'. My wife makes me open the windows, shut the door of the bedroom when I cook it. The stuff stinks.

Swiss is a nice substitute.

The mushrooms and onions were Sautéed in Sam Adams beer with just a splash of vinaigrette dressing.

The bun is a bulky roll, toasted.

There is brown mustard and catsup on the burger... no mayo needed... I think it was thick and greasy enough that I didn't need to add any.

It's called the "Heart Breaker", or will at least clog an artery leading to the heart.

Sorry about my spelling on this one.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The cheese is Bel Gioso (sp?) and is a sharp provolone cheese... it has the great taste of 'baby puke'. My wife makes me open the windows, shut the door of the bedroom when I cook it. The stuff stinks.

Swiss is a nice substitute.

The mushrooms and onions were Sautéed in Sam Adams beer with just a splash of vinaigrette dressing.

The bun is a bul ...[text shortened]... t least clog an artery leading to the heart.

Sorry about my spelling on this one.

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Definitely sounds worthy of an angioplasty procedure.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
The cheese is Bel Gioso (sp?) and is a sharp provolone cheese... it has the great taste of 'baby puke'. My wife makes me open the windows, shut the door of the bedroom when I cook it. The stuff stinks.

Swiss is a nice substitute.

The mushrooms and onions were Sautéed in Sam Adams beer with just a splash of vinaigrette dressing.

The bun is a bul ...[text shortened]... t least clog an artery leading to the heart.

Sorry about my spelling on this one.

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Wow, that sounds even worse than it looks!

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Wow, that sounds even worse than it looks!
It's no Tofurky.

http://www.mikerubel.org/albums/2003.11.27.thanksgiving/0.pub.jpg

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It's no Tofurky.

http://www.mikerubel.org/albums/2003.11.27.thanksgiving/0.pub.jpg

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That's probably worse than it looks, too.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
It's no Tofurky.

http://www.mikerubel.org/albums/2003.11.27.thanksgiving/0.pub.jpg

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Tofurky is teh roxxXorZ!11ONE

Seriously.

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Last Thanksgiving we had Tofurky. For $20, here's what you get:

* One Tofurky Roast stuffed with Wild Rice Stuffing
* Eight Cranberry Apple Potato Dumplings
* Tofurky Giblet & Mushroom Gravy
* Tofurky Jurky Wishstix
(serves about 5 or 6)

We also served garlic mashed potatoes, dinner rolls and cranberry dressing.

The Tofurky meat is surprisingly similar to turkey in both taste and texture. Definitely worth trying. Good for sammies the next day too.

Word.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Tofurkey is teh roxxXorZ!

Seriously.
Well, I haven't tried it (nor have I ever tried turkey, as far as I can remember), so I may be completely wrong. But I am usually not keen on meat imitations, and there are very few tofu products I really like.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Last Thanksgiving we had Tofurky. For $20, here's what you get:

* One Tofurky Roast stuffed with Wild Rice Stuffing
* Eight Cranberry Apple Potato Dumplings
* Tofurky Giblet & Mushroom Gravy
* Tofurky Jurky Wishstix
(serves about 5 or 6)

We also served garlic mashed potatoes, dinner rolls and cranberry dressing.

The Tofurky meat is surprisingl ...[text shortened]... both taste and texture. Definitely worth trying. Good for sammies the next day too.

Word.
Tofurky Jurky Wishstix? That sounds like something from The Kingdom of Loathing.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Well, I haven't tried it (nor have I ever tried turkey, as far as I can remember), so I may be completely wrong. But I am usually not keen on meat imitations, and there are very few tofu products I really like.
True, most imitation meats are pretty bad, but Tofurky is seriously good.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Last Thanksgiving we had Tofurky. For $20, here's what you get:

* One Tofurky Roast stuffed with Wild Rice Stuffing
* Eight Cranberry Apple Potato Dumplings
* Tofurky Giblet & Mushroom Gravy
* Tofurky Jurky Wishstix
(serves about 5 or 6)

We also served garlic mashed potatoes, dinner rolls and cranberry dressing.

The Tofurky meat is surprisingl ...[text shortened]... both taste and texture. Definitely worth trying. Good for sammies the next day too.

Word.
Stop torturing me.

Bring back the pear of anxiety...your diet is making me sick.

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I bought the deli slices once just for a goof. I thought the name sounded funny and wanted to try it. Been a fan ever since.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Stop torturing me.

Bring back the pear of anxiety...your diet is making me sick.
Pear of Anguish, fagboy.

Note: Anyone (Red Night) who hates bangers and mash and yorkshire pudding, obviously has no taste whatsoever.

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