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Originally posted by SJ247
Set of females?
no smoking?
no drugs?
no prostitutes?
Single Oriental Female
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Penis

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Single Oriental Female
No Smoking
No Drugs
No Penis
I was so very close.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I was so very close.
No... no, no you weren't.

So were's your add? Surely you have a classified script ready to go at a moment's notice?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
No... no, no you weren't.

So were's your add? Surely you have a classified script ready to go at a moment's notice?
I'm already teetering on getting a forum scolding aren't I? I don't think I could pull it off, as it would be far from vanilla flavored.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
[b]No... no, no you weren't.
Well I liked mine better.

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Originally posted by SJ247
I'm already teetering on getting a forum scolding aren't I? I don't think I could pull it off, as it would be far from vanilla flavored.
So you're a forum ban virgin then? And I thought you were a dirty girl. There's nothing like the first time... clumsy, fumbling and hesitant... always a little messy... some are offended by pre membership bans, but, I'm impartial... no one is born a forum ban God, you have to work at it like anything else... just do it with enthusiasm and everything'll be fine.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
So you're a forum ban virgin then? And I thought you were a dirty girl. There's nothing like the first time... clumsy, fumbling and hesitant... always a little messy... some are offended by pre membership bans, but, I'm impartial... no one is born a forum ban God, you have to work at it like anything else... just do it with enthusiasm and everything'll be fine.
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Originally posted by SJ247
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Ferrari, my freaking function keys were locked on.

Let me try again.

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Geez, just can't do it, I'm a wuss.
Tooooooooooo personal, and way more information than this forum crowd could stand.

Ask me again on the weekend, maybe I'll have had a few, and will say something I'll regret on Monday.

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And to think, I'm here reading through the RHP Classifieds, looking for a good deal on a used lawn mower. This is what happens when you get married and start having kids I 'spose.... 😳

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Originally posted by SJ247
Geez, just can't do it, I'm a wuss.
Tooooooooooo personal, and way more information than this forum crowd could stand.

Ask me again on the weekend, maybe I'll have had a few, and will say something I'll regret on Monday.
Oh, why wait SJ? You could say it now and regret it all week! 😉

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
And to think, I'm here reading through the RHP Classifieds, looking for a good deal on a used lawn mower. This is what happens when you get married and start having kids I 'spose.... 😳
Yes, because before you got married you knew exactly what RHP Classifieds meant.

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Originally posted by stocken
Yes, because before you got married you knew exactly what RHP Classifieds meant.
😉

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Oh, why wait SJ? You could say it now and regret it all week! 😉
Or I could say it never and regret it never, or forever.

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M, 35, bald, short, fat
Looking for F with heartbeat.