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Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No ...[text shortened]... drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.
The Guttersnipes recruiting again, eh?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No ...[text shortened]... drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.
Sense of humour imperative? 😉

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No ...[text shortened]... drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.
This thread is screaming to me.
Go away, just go away and die, I know now you're all just 13 year olds.


Would expert level barking skills suffice?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No ...[text shortened]... drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.
Look at your shoulder. Follow it down to your elbow. Continue downward til you reach your wrist. After your wrist is this woman of your dreams.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Should be into S&M
Great album, I love it.

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Originally posted by SJ247
This thread is screaming to me.
Go away, just go away and die, I know now you're all just 13 year olds.


Would expert level barking skills suffice?
Barking will be sufficient. Do you think you can make noises like a baboon?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Barking will be sufficient. Do you think you can make noises like a baboon?
Dunno, haven't heard a baboon.
Maybe I already do.

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Originally posted by SJ247
haven't heard a baboon.
Try going out.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Try going out.
Ohp, just heard one.

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Originally posted by SJ247
Ohp, just heard one.
Did you read my post out loud?

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Originally posted by Palynka
Did you read my post out loud?
Cadillac, you got me.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Looking for a SWF or MBF between the ages of 15 and 55. Must have cheerleading experience and above average flexability. Should be into leather, latex, whips, S&M and have an open mind (bring your own riding crop). Juggling skills considered a positive. Must be able to make a variety of barnyards noises including moo, bah and oink, oink, oink. No ...[text shortened]... drugs, no smoking, looking for friendship first with a possible long term (3 weeks+) commitment.
Reminds me of an ad I once saw.

Couple both Bi looking for - Another couple, singles, groups, into bondage, beastiality, necrophilia, A, O, DP, water sports, rubber, PVC, spanking, whipping, piercing, video's, flashing, dogging and cross dressing. No kinks need apply!!!

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Originally posted by Grandmaster bater
Reminds me of an ad I once saw.

Couple both Bi looking for - Another couple, singles, groups, into bondage, beastiality, necrophilia, A, O, DP, water sports, rubber, PVC, spanking, whipping, piercing, video's, flashing, dogging and cross dressing. No kinks need apply!!!
They sound pleasant.

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Originally posted by Grandmaster bater
Reminds me of an ad I once saw.

Couple both Bi looking for - Another couple, singles, groups, into bondage, beastiality, necrophilia, A, O, DP, water sports, rubber, PVC, spanking, whipping, piercing, video's, flashing, dogging and cross dressing. No kinks need apply!!!
It makes me wonder what is taboo to them.