RHP faces update

Originally posted by SJ247
How do you manage, assuming you're thin. Taking it in the bum, or limiting your diet to glorious boy treats.

Cor! You have a mouth like a toilet. *

Now I need to see that photo!





* A reasonable assumption.

Originally posted by Freddie2006
There are other methods of excercise. Clearly you haven't discovered them yet.

Such as what queenie? Running out for your monthly HIV test, or being chased around the projects by your horny manfriend.

Originally posted by Palynka
Is that why you can't take your hand off the cookie jar?

Could you please explain how your question is at all tied to my answer, you oh-so-non-mensan.

Originally posted by SJ247
Such as what queenie? Running out for your monthly HIV test, or being chased around the projects by your horny manfriend.

you go girl😵

Originally posted by SJ247
Could you please explain how your question is at all tied to my answer, you oh-so-non-mensan.

You're the intelligent one around here, imMensa. Figure it out.

Originally posted by Palynka
You're the intelligent one around here...

What? 😠

Originally posted by SJ247
Such as what queenie? Running out for your monthly HIV test, or being chased around the projects by your horny manfriend.

Running, going to the gym, cycling, playing sports. Or do I need to explain it to you further. Clearly excercise is such an alien experience to you. Do you not do it because you can't be bothered or because you can't lift yourself out of your chair?

And we don't have projects in England. Are you accusing me of being gay as an excape from the pain caused by all the men in your life running out on you?

Originally posted by Bowmann
What? 😠

Talk is cheap. Do you have the card to prove it? Guess not.

Originally posted by Palynka
You're right, I forgot about the "little". RD has so many great lines...

True Romance is brilliant, too. It should have more credit than it has.

One of my favorites.

"Hey Clarance, you want a little coffee with your sugar?"

Originally posted by Freddie2006
Running, going to the gym, cycling, playing sports. Or do I need to explain it to you further. Clearly excercise is such an alien experience to you. Do you not do it because you can't be bothered or because you can't lift yourself out of your chair?

You're really letting all that cokkk get to your head aren't you! Your posts are less and less impressive, as are your game moves.

None of those "activities" impress me. A good game of racquetball, volleyball (as in last night,) or soccer are much better, as is a good old romp in the sack on the receiving side of a locomotive, (as I'm sure you know.)

Originally posted by SJ247
Could you please explain how your question is at all tied to my answer, you oh-so-non-mensan.

"1 in 50 people have an IQ in the top 2% that makes them eligible to join Mensa."


Cracks me up everytime.

Originally posted by SJ247
A good game of racquetball, volleyball (as in last night,) or soccer are much better, as is a good old romp in the sack on the receiving side of a locomotive, (as I'm sure you know.)

What part of playing sports didn't you understand?

Edit - Quick, go get your card and put it next to the keyboard.

Originally posted by Palynka
The beginning dialog always gets me smiling:

Elvis looked good.

I mean, I ain't no fag, but Elvis
was prettier than most women, you know?

Most women.

You know, I always said
if I had to f a guy--

you know, I mean, had to--
if my life depended on it--

I'd f Elvis ...[text shortened]...
I'd f Elvis.

- Really?
- Well, when he was alive. Not now.

"My father was Sicilian"

He taught me the pantomine. You see a man has 18 pantomines, a woman has 21, a man 18. But, when you know them they beat lie-detectors all to hell.