It is my sad duty to inform you that three of our fellow RHP'ers have been killed in a gay love triangle gone tragically wrong. Most of you know darlay, Ragnorak and Phlabibit as upstanding members of the RHP community. Unfortunately, the secret truth is a nightmare of c*ck, balls, drugs and sheep. Earlier today, after being outed by Starrman, Philabibit(aka. Anal Al) lost his grip on reality and furiously beat darvlay(aka. The Gimp) and Ragnorak(aka. Slider) about the head and neck with a massive double ended dildo. darvlay, in an effort to defend his love slave Ragnorak stabbed Philabibit in the left nostril with a Twizzler and dropped him like a rock. Unfortunately, during the scuffle, several candles were knocked over igniting a stockpile of massage oils. This created an inferno that would make a Kuwait oil field fire look like a weiney roast. Ragnorak took much of the ensuing blast and was killed instantly, however, darvlay lept from the third story window to be impaled through the buttocks on a hot dog stand vendors umbrella.
Moldy Crow will be delivering the eulogy and donations would be prefered rather than flowers. Please let us know if any of you are willing to take possession of darvlay's small terriers Fluffy and KY. Both are full of life, love peanut butter and are left homeless by this tragedy. Starrman and Xanthos will be writing poems and publishing some original artwork of Phlabibit's as a fund raising effort to support the rehabilitation of the hot dog vendor scarred by seeing flaming darvlay take a large umbrella in the posterior.
Thanks for all your support my dear friends.
Originally posted by Hand of Hecatebaggsy darvs cd collection
It is my sad duty to inform you that three of our fellow RHP'ers have been killed in a gay love triangle gone tragically wrong. Most of you know darlay, Ragnorak and Phlabibit as upstanding members of the RHP community. Unfortunately, the secret truth is a nightmare of c*ck, balls, drugs and sheep. Earlier today, after being outed by Starrman, Phi ...[text shortened]... darvlay take a large umbrella in the posterior.
Thanks for all your support my dear friends.
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Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou describe this as if you were present. Watching it all very closely...
It is my sad duty to inform you that three of our fellow RHP'ers have been killed in a gay love triangle gone tragically wrong. Most of you know darlay, Ragnorak and Phlabibit as upstanding members of the RHP community. Unfortunately, the secret truth is a nightmare of c*ck, balls, drugs and sheep. Earlier today, after being outed by Starrman, Phi ...[text shortened]... the third story window to be impaled through the buttocks on a hot dog stand vendors umbrella.
Is there any footage?
Originally posted by Hand of HecateTragedy, my a$$! Those queers had it coming to them! Bunch of godless heathens.
It is my sad duty to inform you that three of our fellow RHP'ers have been killed in a gay love triangle gone tragically wrong. Most of you know darlay, Ragnorak and Phlabibit as upstanding members of the RHP community. Unfortunately, the secret truth is a nightmare of c*ck, balls, drugs and sheep. Earlier today, after being outed by Starrman, Phi ...[text shortened]... darvlay take a large umbrella in the posterior.
Thanks for all your support my dear friends.
Originally posted by AikoFootage is available as darvlay taped everything... everything. Some of this footage is very disturbing and we are putting together a compilation DVD. I expect this to be available next month.
You describe this as if you were present. Watching it all very closely...
Is there any footage?
For the time being, beware of imposters, as it appears riff-raff have gained access to Phlabibit's, darvlay's and Ragnorak's accounts.
Thanks.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateSo when are you going to get to the tragic part ?
It is my sad duty to inform you that three of our fellow RHP'ers have been killed in a gay love triangle gone tragically wrong. Most of you know darlay, Ragnorak and Phlabibit as upstanding members of the RHP community. Unfortunately, the secret truth is a nightmare of c*ck, balls, drugs and sheep. Earlier today, after being outed by Starrman, Phi ...[text shortened]... darvlay take a large umbrella in the posterior.
Thanks for all your support my dear friends.