RHP Royal Rumble

Fight thread. Keep it dirty.

*Picks up oversized comedy frying pan and starts hitting Rhymester
with it, repeatedly round the head; sees Dr Brain coming to the rescue
of the MAP War rebel so squirts Braino with orange juice from handy
nearby SuperSoaker water pistol, meanwhile sidekick Bob the squirrel
takes a bite out of Kirksey957's leg*

T1000, his oversized comedy frying pan and Bob the squirrel are
ready to take on any allcomers who think they're hard enough

Rhymie snatches frying pan
Says to Marc - act like a man!
Pans are for the women folk
And in that pinny you're a joke!
Hope I've made this clear as crystal
Now put away that silly pistol
Banana skins and sausage links
They're the best or so me thinks
Maybe use a rubber hammer
Or throw a cheese - the best's Leerdammer
Custard pies - of TISWAS fame
And rotten eggs are in the frame
All I ask is do things proper
Or you and Bob will come a cropper!

Leerdammer is Dutch (cheese)!
A thing that I am proud of! (opposed to Big Brother which I'm not so
proud)

Otto

Tony, takes a wet fish and well........TOO graphic for the kiddies........

Dr.Brain smiles
gets up off the tiles
Give me that fish Tony
or I squash you like polony

Listen here Mark
Bob bites like a shark
Rhymester hand me that bat
I will finish this rat

Vaknso oh no
Rhymester is having a go.
Where is that pan?
I have to sort out this clan

Shougi enters with a ruddy great sword
Kirksey starts praying to the Lord
And the others look pretty much beat.
But just then Ben slips
His kimono it rips
And blushing, he makes a hasty retreat.

Picks up fish and goes to throw it
At each and every would be poet
Misses and a squirrel cops it
Whose friends get mad - so Rhymester hops it!

Bloodied but unbowed
Bob's back by my side,
The most feared duet,
Since Bonnie met Clyde

Rotten eggs and banana skins?
Childish toys and silly things
Now my frying pan, that's a weapon
With it's secret coating of special teflon

Rhymester and the Doc both wielded the fish
In my pan I'll fry all three to make a tasty dish
Rhymo's in the corner, he's had a scare
He's crying for RedHotTed, his teddy bear

And poor ol' Shougi left behind his sword
I guess Bob left him overawed
He didn't last long in this war
Is there anyone brave enough for punishment more?

Poor Mark is a lark,
thinks he so good,
give him my fish,
more powerful than dish(pan),
I'll smack you so hard,
You'll go retard,
Bob is a chump,
worth less than a lump!
WHOOOOOOOOOOO!

You just "rhymed" weapon with teflon. I don't think anything more
needs to be said.

Rein