-Removed-there are three lil demons that run around neked in my brain...
well,
there are more than three...
BUT,
we'll only address these fer right now...
tha first iz a buff lil hermaphrodite that i've been hot for, at least a year or so now...
i'd shag him/her anytime...
tha second iz a great cook...
she fries my brains regular, sometimes poaches em...
if tha dowry iz right i'll marry her... even tho she's crosseyed...
tha third iz a real stonker...
i don't like her at all...
tha only problem iz that ifn i wuz to go to push her offa cliff...
she knows these ninja moves and i would prolly be MY butt whistling dixie on tha way down...
sigh,
i cain't win,
rookie