Rhymester Slopes off...

Red Hot Ted's off skiing
With Rhymester to the Alps
He'll soon be zooming down the slopes
Collecting many scalps
He hasn't mastered turning
And a fall won't make him stop
He just becomes a snowball
On his journey from the top
An avalanche is nothing
When compared to Red Hot Ted
By Friday, France will hope, next year
He'll ski elsewhere instead!


Rhymester and RedHotTed will hopefully be back in one piece on Sunday 31 March.

Look out on yonder ski slope;
Sonny Bono, Red Hot Ted
They both went down together
one came back without his head.
The hands of fate are fickle
Where they lead cannot be said,
Now Ted and Cher go skiing
but poor Sonny, he lies dead.

Fortunately Ted has the indestructibility gene - rather like Captain Scarlet... he has already survived having his head used as a bowling ball!

Due to the fact there is currently another thread with my name in the title I think I ought to point out that RedHotTed and I are just good friends 😉

Rhymester

Originally posted by Rhymester
Due to the fact there is currently another thread with my name in the title I think I ought to point out that RedHotTed and I are just good friends 😉

Rhymester

My my, Rhymester is quite the popular person. Why so much anger at the Ted? I guess he must bring our some issues people have from a bad childhood experience with teddy bears. 😀

Originally posted by rwingett
Look out on yonder ski slope;
Sonny Bono, Red Hot Ted
They both went down together
one came back without his head.
The hands of fate are fickle
Where they lead cannot be said,
Now Ted and Cher go skiing
but poor Sonny, he lies dead.

Originally posted by kirksey957
I hit the tree babe. 😞 Kirk

Originally posted by Rhymester
Due to the fact there is currently another thread with my name in the title I think I ought to point out that RedHotTed and I are just good friends 😉

Rhymester