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And by that I mean copied and pasted.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? How about giving 103%? What exactly makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+ 14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullsh1t and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

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I worship you...

Now off to kick some ass!

Edit: Oh, that said kiss? Nevermind, I think I'll bullshit instead.

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This is stupid. You are stupid.

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
This is stupid. You are stupid.
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

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Originally posted by XanthosNZ
This is stupid..
I am really glad you told us that Xanthos, for a moment there I was believing that it was a new rocket science formular.

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mcrib

enjoy.

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Deserves a Rec! Well done Mokko!

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Originally posted by ItsYouThatIAdore
Deserves a Rec! Well done Mokko!
Copy and paste is such hard work these days.