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I went to a Garden Party the other day.

It was strange. Everyone was wearing masks.

There was an androgynous person there, (I think she was a woman), who ran around correcting everyone's grammar, a smelly middle-aged fellow in a trench coat who kept showing people pictures of scat porn, a dozen vapid teenagers and twenty-somethings who kept talking about the videos they had seen on youtube, and a guy sitting in a puddle of his own urine who kept screaming insults at everyone.

I left after 15 minutes.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day.

It was strange. Everyone was wearing masks.

There was an androgynous person there, (I think she was a woman), who ran around correcting everyone's grammar, a smelly middle-aged fellow in a trench coat who kept showing people pictures of scat porn, a dozen vapid teenagers and twenty-somethings who kept talking a ...[text shortened]... n a puddle of his own urine who kept screaming insults at everyone.

I left after 15 minutes.
Then you should stop hanging out in your clan forum and spend more time here instead.


edit: I thought this was the Clan Forum for goading. My bad.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day.

It was strange. Everyone was wearing masks.

There was an androgynous person there, (I think she was a woman), who ran around correcting everyone's grammar, a smelly middle-aged fellow in a trench coat who kept showing people pictures of scat porn, a dozen vapid teenagers and twenty-somethings who kept talking a ...[text shortened]... n a puddle of his own urine who kept screaming insults at everyone.

I left after 15 minutes.
Sounds like an interesting mix of guests. Why would you leave so early?

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Originally posted by Great Big Stees
Sounds like an interesting mix of guests. Why would you leave so early?
The men in white coats came for him.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day....

I left after 15 minutes.
If only this analogy were true and you had left 15 months ago instead of lingering around like a bad fart in a stuffy room.

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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day.

It was strange. Everyone was wearing masks.

There was an androgynous person there, (I think she was a woman), who ran around correcting everyone's grammar, a smelly middle-aged fellow in a trench coat who kept showing people pictures of scat porn, a dozen vapid teenagers and twenty-somethings who kept talking a ...[text shortened]... n a puddle of his own urine who kept screaming insults at everyone.

I left after 15 minutes.
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.


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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day.

It was strange. Everyone was wearing masks.

There was an androgynous person there, (I think she was a woman), who ran around correcting everyone's grammar, a smelly middle-aged fellow in a trench coat who kept showing people pictures of scat porn, a dozen vapid teenagers and twenty-somethings who kept talking a ...[text shortened]... n a puddle of his own urine who kept screaming insults at everyone.

I left after 15 minutes.
No older decrepit folks, huh... or perhaps any with invitations who were running late or had already been given the merciful boot. That's only

a rhetorical question, Red. You see, gb was also in attendance. Went as a cookie with a raisin in his navel. Not slighted that nobody noticed.



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Originally posted by Red Night
I went to a Garden Party the other day.
I remember seeing you there. You offered me an apple.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I remember seeing you there. You offered me an apple.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/26044351_fa9bf19dc5.jpg

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
No older decrepit folks, huh... or perhaps any with invitations who were running late or had already been given the merciful boot. That's only

a rhetorical question, Red. You see, gb was also in attendance. Went as a cookie with a raisin in his navel. Not slighted that nobody noticed.



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Personal Note: Granny, if you know what's good for you, you won't even

be tempted to play around with the idea of posting "Got Picy?" in reply.


-gb

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