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How come Monday's suck so bad? I should be rested and refreshed from a nice, fun weekend. I should feel eager to go to work and be productive and help the people of Ontario find places to put their garbage. I should be a beaming ray of sunshine. But I'm not...

I'm far from it.

I'm tired and cranky. A cat scratched my face this morning. The caffeine isn't kicking in and if I don't go to the gym today I'll feel like a fat peice of trash. Jerks are calling me all morning wanting to know "where's this?" or "where's that?" or "how come you don't help me?" or "you're trying to screw me over" and so on. And God hates me for all the bad words I've said about him.

Monday is the Anti-christ.

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Originally posted by darvlay
How come Monday's suck so bad? I should be rested and refreshed from a nice, fun weekend. I should feel eager to go to work and be productive and help the people of Ontario find places to put their garbage. I should be a beaming ray of sunshine. But I'm not...

I'm far from it.

I'm tired and cranky. A cat scratched my face this morning. The ca ...[text shortened]... on. And God hates me for all the bad words I've said about him.

Monday is the Anti-christ.
Here is a little song that I hope will make you feel better about Monday... My wife hates it... but perhaps you will enjoy it....

Monday, the fun day.
The work weeks just begun day!
There’s so much to get done day!
I’m glad it is not Sunday!
I feel like number one day!
I’ll hop, and skip, and run day!

(yell wee!)

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Here is a little song that I hope will make you feel better about Monday... My wife hates it... but perhaps you will enjoy it....

Monday, the fun day.
The work weeks just begun day!
There’s so much to get done day!
I’m glad it is not Sunday!
I feel like number one day!
I’ll hop, and skip, and run day!

(yell wee!)

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I wish there was a smiley that vomits...
🙂

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Here is a little song that I hope will make you feel better about Monday... My wife hates it... but perhaps you will enjoy it....

Monday, the fun day.
The work weeks just begun day!
There’s so much to get done day!
I’m glad it is not Sunday!
I feel like number one day!
I’ll hop, and skip, and run day!

(yell wee!)

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...and a double dose of Haldol for thee.

-f

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