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I want to donate my left leg to science, but it seems I must be "dead" to donate such things. That cost seems a bit high, doesn't it?

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
I want to donate my left leg to science, but it seems I must be "dead" to donate such things. That cost seems a bit high, doesn't it?
it can be arranged.

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Originally posted by trev33
it can be arranged.
Which part - the getting me dead part? 😉

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Originally posted by Traveling Again
Which part - the getting me dead part? 😉
well i was going to cut your leg off and let you bleed to death...this way everyone wins 😛

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I can do it without killing you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.



I'll throw in a t-shirt as well.

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Originally posted by wormwood
I can do it without killing you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.



I'll throw in a t-shirt as well.
Considering donating my sometimes unbridled tongue during 2009. Two questions: Will you perform the surgery? Will I receive a t-shirt?



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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Considering donating my sometimes unbridled tongue during 2009. Two questions: Will you perform the surgery? Will I receive a t-shirt?



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The T shirt says, "I donated a heart and all I got was the crappy T shirt."

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
The T shirt says, "I donated a heart and all I got was the crappy T shirt."
Mine may possibly say, "I donated a crappy tongue and received a heartfelt RHP t-shirt." Need to wait to hear back from Sir Wormwood.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... wait to hear back from Sir Wormwood.
When was he knighted?

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Originally posted by Jamin
When was he knighted?
at birth.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_Dashwood

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"hello, can we have your liver?"

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Considering donating my sometimes unbridled tongue
Monday morning when I get to the office, I'll work up several "fill-in-the-blanks" boilerplate malpractice lawsuit forms alleging practicing medicine without a license, unsterile conditions in the alleyway behind RHP where the surgery will probably be performed, and the catchall "suffering and mental anguish" angle. As legal counsel I can not make any promises about financial gain from these suits, but I think it is safe to say Gramps won't have to worry about his RHP sub renewal for years to come.

Monty Moose
Esquire

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Monday morning when I get to the office, I'll work up several "fill-in-the-blanks" boilerplate malpractice lawsuit forms alleging practicing medicine without a license, unsterile conditions in the alleyway behind RHP where the surgery will probably be performed, and the catchall "suffering and mental anguish" angle. As legal counsel I can not make any pro ...[text shortened]... s won't have to worry about his RHP sub renewal for years to come.

Monty Moose
Esquire
Well, that's good. Just be sure to save more for time and expenses than the $37 and change you received last time we went to RHP Court.



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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Monday morning when I get to the office, I'll work up several "fill-in-the-blanks" boilerplate malpractice lawsuit forms alleging practicing medicine without a license, unsterile conditions in the alleyway behind RHP where the surgery will probably be performed, and the catchall "suffering and mental anguish" angle. As legal counsel I can not make any pro ...[text shortened]... s won't have to worry about his RHP sub renewal for years to come.

Monty Moose
Esquire
good, all the more BRAINZ FOR ZEE MEISTER! ZEE MEISTER NEEDZ MEHR BRAINNZZZ!



btw, would you prefer a body of a cat-dog over a monkey head with bat wings attached to it? - why I'm asking? oh, no reason...