Rising Cost of Dismemberment

I want to donate my left leg to science, but it seems I must be "dead" to donate such things. That cost seems a bit high, doesn't it?

Originally posted by Traveling Again
I want to donate my left leg to science, but it seems I must be "dead" to donate such things. That cost seems a bit high, doesn't it?

Originally posted by trev33
it can be arranged.

Originally posted by Traveling Again
Which part - the getting me dead part? 😉

I can do it without killing you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.



I'll throw in a t-shirt as well.

Originally posted by wormwood
I can do it without killing you, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg.



I'll throw in a t-shirt as well.

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Considering donating my sometimes unbridled tongue during 2009. Two questions: Will you perform the surgery? Will I receive a t-shirt?



😀

Originally posted by Ice Cold
The T shirt says, "I donated a heart and all I got was the crappy T shirt."

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
... wait to hear back from Sir Wormwood.

Originally posted by Jamin
When was he knighted?

Originally posted by Traveling Again
I want to donate my left leg to science, but it seems I must be "dead" to donate such things. That cost seems a bit high, doesn't it?

Originally posted by divegeester
Try negotiating with your other leg and a couple of organs? Your liver will be high value at the moment especially if you are teetotal.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Considering donating my sometimes unbridled tongue

Originally posted by MontyMoose
Monday morning when I get to the office, I'll work up several "fill-in-the-blanks" boilerplate malpractice lawsuit forms alleging practicing medicine without a license, unsterile conditions in the alleyway behind RHP where the surgery will probably be performed, and the catchall "suffering and mental anguish" angle. As legal counsel I can not make any pro ...[text shortened]... s won't have to worry about his RHP sub renewal for years to come.

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Originally posted by MontyMoose
Monday morning when I get to the office, I'll work up several "fill-in-the-blanks" boilerplate malpractice lawsuit forms alleging practicing medicine without a license, unsterile conditions in the alleyway behind RHP where the surgery will probably be performed, and the catchall "suffering and mental anguish" angle. As legal counsel I can not make any pro ...[text shortened]... s won't have to worry about his RHP sub renewal for years to come.

Monty Moose
Esquire