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i am 62. i have never once seen someone on the road with a shovel putting road kill onto a county road or city truck. where are these people ? where is the city yard where the road kill trucks leave from and get unloaded at the end of the week ? has anyone ever been sitting behind a road kill truck on a hot day waiting for the light to turn green ? do you make your living as a road kill picker upper ( this excludes those of you who have found pocketking on the side of the road after being thrown out of a bar ).

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i am 62. i have never once seen someone on the road with a shovel putting road kill onto a county road or city truck. where are these people ? where is the city yard where the road kill trucks leave from and get unloaded at the end of the week ? has anyone ever been sitting behind a road kill truck on a hot day waiting for the light to turn green ? do ...[text shortened]... hose of you who have found pocketking on the side of the road after being thrown out of a bar ).
It's obvious that with your age your mind and memory are just about gone. You can just call me PK for short. That way you won't look quite as stupid when you say or spell my name wrong for the 4th straight time.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
It's obvious that with your age your mind and memory are just about gone. You can just call me PK for short. That way you won't look quite as stupid when you say or spell my name wrong for the 4th straight time.
The newest Japanese toy - Pokekin!

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i am 62. i have never once seen someone on the road with a shovel putting road kill onto a county road or city truck. where are these people ? where is the city yard where the road kill trucks leave from and get unloaded at the end of the week ? has anyone ever been sitting behind a road kill truck on a hot day waiting for the light to turn green ? do ...[text shortened]... hose of you who have found pocketking on the side of the road after being thrown out of a bar ).
"Road Kill Truck"?

Crows clean up the smaller stuff. Rednecks pick up the bigger stuff. They swoop in, heave and roll. Nothing to see here, move on.

Nothing stays IN the road long enough to rot, so there is no fear of smell.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
Nothing stays IN the road long enough to rot, so there is no fear of smell.
ON?

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Originally posted by zozozozo
ON?
'In' is appropriate as well

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Originally posted by duecer
'In' is appropriate as well
In, as in, being inside the road? O_o

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"Road Kill Truck"?

Crows clean up the smaller stuff. Rednecks pick up the bigger stuff. They swoop in, heave and roll. Nothing to see here, move on.

Nothing stays IN the road long enough to rot, so there is no fear of smell.

P-
Nothing wrong with Road kill. I keep a liver thermometer in my truck to determine how long the gritter has been dead. With dead dear simply check to see if it's still covered with dear ticks, if so it's still good eating. In the Northeast US, if we're not sure what do, we simply give Sunburnt a call. She'll pick it up.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by reinfeld
i am 62. i have never once seen someone on the road with a shovel putting road kill onto a county road or city truck. where are these people ? where is the city yard where the road kill trucks leave from and get unloaded at the end of the week ? has anyone ever been sitting behind a road kill truck on a hot day waiting for the light to turn green ? do ...[text shortened]... hose of you who have found pocketking on the side of the road after being thrown out of a bar ).
ummm, buttplug?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"Road Kill Truck"?



Nothing stays IN the road long enough to rot, so there is no fear of smell.

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No skunks where you are?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
"Road Kill Truck"?

Crows clean up the smaller stuff. Rednecks pick up the bigger stuff. They swoop in, heave and roll. Nothing to see here, move on.

Nothing stays IN the road long enough to rot, so there is no fear of smell.

P-
No skunks where you are?




What the........? How'd that happen?

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