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Ok, so who is gonna see the new Rocky movie when it comes out? How old is this guy now, like 60. I think this is Rocky 6. The old champ time champ vs the new time champ.....Wasn't this done in Rocky 5? Also, don't we all already know that in the end, no matter how bad of a disadvantage Rocky has, he will still somehow manage to win the fight?

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Originally posted by BridgePlayer
Ok, so who is gonna see the new Rocky movie when it comes out? How old is this guy now, like 60. I think this is Rocky 6. The old champ time champ vs the new time champ.....Wasn't this done in Rocky 5? Also, don't we all already know that in the end, no matter how bad of a disadvantage Rocky has, he will still somehow manage to win the fight?
He might die in this one.

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
He might die in this one.
They can't kill Rocky. If he did happen to die it would probably be after winning the fight against the younger stronger, and quicker opponent.

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Originally posted by BridgePlayer
Ok, so who is gonna see the new Rocky movie when it comes out? How old is this guy now, like 60. I think this is Rocky 6. The old champ time champ vs the new time champ.....Wasn't this done in Rocky 5? Also, don't we all already know that in the end, no matter how bad of a disadvantage Rocky has, he will still somehow manage to win the fight?
He'll have to fight a 7 foot tall brown guy with a turban called Mohammed, who taunts him throughout about 9/11. This nemesis of Rocky will actually be a really sneaky cell of identical terrorists, who sub in between each round.

They will pound Rocky through each round, while making him feel sick from the smell of camels off them, and making lewd comments about Rocky's wife, Aidan, such as "I can see your wifes nose and mouth, yanky, etc".

As the last round comes about, Rocky catches view of the American flag, blowing FREE in the wind, in slow motion. He looks at the crazy, stinky towel head (who is currently on his knees giving thanks to ALLAN), thinks to himself "God bless America", runs over and kicks Mohammed in the gonads from behind.

The referee, being from a non-terrorist country, (America, England or Israel) counts the terrorist out, and Rocky wins the fight. He can't stand, his face is all busted up, but the camera swings rapidly around him catching all the american flag waving war heros in the crowd.

Mohammed goes off with his tail between his legs. Just one of many sub demoninations who have seen the errors of their way, and have been put in their place by a FREE american.

The End.

D

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
He'll have to fight a 7 foot tall brown guy with a turban called Mohammed, who taunts him throughout about 9/11. This nemesis of Rocky will actually be a really sneaky cell of identical terrorists, who sub in between each round.

They will pound Rocky through each round, while making him feel sick from the smell of camels off them, and making lewd commen ...[text shortened]... rrors of their way, and have been put in their place by a FREE american.

The End.

D
LOL, i'd go see that.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
He'll have to fight a 7 foot tall brown guy with a turban called Mohammed, who taunts him throughout about 9/11. This nemesis of Rocky will actually be a really sneaky cell of identical terrorists, who sub in between each round.

They will pound Rocky through each round, while making him feel sick from the smell of camels off them, and making lewd commen ...[text shortened]... rrors of their way, and have been put in their place by a FREE american.

The End.

D
That is sweet. It's Hulk Hogan and The Iron Sheik at the Gardens in January '85 all over again.

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Originally posted by Ragnorak
He'll have to fight a 7 foot tall brown guy with a turban called Mohammed, who taunts him throughout about 9/11. This nemesis of Rocky will actually be a really sneaky cell of identical terrorists, who sub in between each round.

They will pound Rocky through each round, while making him feel sick from the smell of camels off them, and making lewd commen ...[text shortened]... rrors of their way, and have been put in their place by a FREE american.

The End.

D
and this movie will win about all oscars for each and everything and a special one for the nicest flag scene (so far occupied by the finding private ryan war movie thingy).

Or he comes in with a wheelchair and fights the reborn wheely superman guy. classic !

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Originally posted by darvlay
That is sweet. It's Hulk Hogan and The Iron Sheik at the Gardens in January '85 all over again.
I was thinking Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant.

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Originally posted by BridgePlayer
I was thinking Hulk Hogan vs Andre the Giant.
Andre the Giant didn't wear a turban. 😕

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Originally posted by darvlay
Andre the Giant didn't wear a turban. 😕
Yeah but he was like 7 feet tall, so lets stick a turban on him.

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Originally posted by BridgePlayer
Yeah but he was like 7 feet tall, so lets stick a turban on him.
Meh, why the hell not?

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Originally posted by darvlay
Andre the Giant didn't wear a turban. 😕
Andre the Giant has a posse...

http://www.obeygiant.com/