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A guy I know has this great idea called Rodeo, it is quite similar to the american version with the bull/horse but has some differences.
To play rodeo you need to do the following:

1. Go out to a pub or nightclub and pick up a girl and persuade her back to your place, alternatively if you already have a girlfreind you might want to consider asking her to save yourself the time and effort.

2. Bring the girl back, persuade her to have sex (obviously you need to be sure she is old enough and really a woman) - if she has agreed to come back to your house this is highly probable.
Make sure the position you assume involves you being ON TOP - this is very important for the next step

3. Shout loudly "RODEO". At this point you should have a group of people hiding under the bed, in cuboards or outside the door who will burst out and start cheering.

4. Now the objective is quite streightforward (you may have already guessed why they call it rodeo) hang on for as long as possible as the girl tries to buck you off and leave in disgust.

You may want to consider having a mini league between you and your other freinds to see who can get the best time.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
A guy I know has this great idea called Rodeo, it is quite similar to the american version with the bull/horse but has some differences.
To play rodeo you need to do the following:

1. Go out to a pub or nightclub and pick up a girl and persuade her back to your place, alternatively if you already have a girlfreind you might want to consider ask ...[text shortened]... ider having a mini league between you and your other freinds to see who can get the best time.
Well you've never been to Montana have you...

You'll need a clown in the room. That is... other than you.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
A guy I know has this great idea called Rodeo, it is quite similar to the american version with the bull/horse but has some differences.
To play rodeo you need to do the following:

1. Go out to a pub or nightclub and pick up a girl and persuade her back to your place, alternatively if you already have a girlfreind you might want to consider ask ...[text shortened]... ider having a mini league between you and your other freinds to see who can get the best time.
I thought rodeo involved telling the other person you have an std, and then try to hold on?

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Rodeo sex is when you mount your partner from behind, scream out her sister's name (or her sworn enemy's name will do) and you try and hang on for 8 seconds before she throws you.

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There seem to be variations of this game, but the underlying theme is the same - to make the girl sufficiently angry that they try and throw you off.

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Originally posted by Tyrannosauruschex
A guy I know has this great idea called Rodeo, it is quite similar to the american version with the bull/horse but has some differences.
To play rodeo you need to do the following:

1. Go out to a pub or nightclub and pick up a girl and persuade her back to your place, alternatively if you already have a girlfreind you might want to consider ask ...[text shortened]... ider having a mini league between you and your other freinds to see who can get the best time.
5. Explain it was just for a laugh to the judge and jury, as you are being tried for rape and your friends tried for aiding and abbetting. 😛

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
5. Explain it was just for a laugh to the judge and jury, as you are being tried for rape and your friends tried for aiding and abbetting. 😛
A party pooper in every crowd. 8o(

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Though It's obviously cruel and humiliating, would it in fact be rape?

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Originally posted by The Ewanator
Though It's obviously cruel and humiliating, would it in fact be rape?
not by definition
but i'm sure she could call it some other sex crime...

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Originally posted by Pawn Qween
5. Explain it was just for a laugh to the judge and jury, as you are being tried for rape and your friends tried for aiding and abbetting. 😛
That'd never work. You'd have to say it was for the lulz.

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