ouch...nice....here one by this old comedian....so the 1st time i met my x we were getting along well, then she said....whats your sign??? i need to know we'll be compatable...i said you dont need to know my sign for that, i have a **** and you have a mouth...were compatable😀
I attended a party this past weekend.
After checking out all the well-dressed guests at the party, I spotted an
attractive woman (standing alone) across the room. When I approached and
asked her name, she coyly replied... "Carmen."
Trying to maintain some sort of conversation with her, I responded with
"That's a beautiful name, is it a family name?"
"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself, because it reflects the things I
like most in the world - cars and men."
Then she asked, "What's your name?"
"Golftits," I replied.