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Originally posted by cmsMaster
Hey, check it out, RookRak is spreading love to his neighbors! And perhaps even himself!
I didn't want to miss out on this fad of loving myself and my neighbors. Several of them are not bad looking either.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I didn't want to miss out on this fad of loving myself and my neighbors. Several of them are not bad looking either.
Are your neighbours polar bears, raccoons, walri, faith whales, or arctic monkeys?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Are your neighbours polar bears, raccoons, walri, faith whales, or arctic monkeys?
Some of each. I live in a very diverse neighborhood.

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I don't think we've discussed RookRAK enough.

Has anyone noticed I am now an alien?

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Originally posted by RookRAK
I don't think we've discussed RookRAK enough.

Has anyone noticed I am now an alien?
WOAH! AMAZING AVATAR! Very impressive, I'll even rec you for it.

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
WOAH! AMAZING AVATAR! Very impressive, I'll even rec you for it.
Thanks man! That's my first wreck as an alien.

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...i have read in ufo magazines that your kind of reti alien excretes
thru their pores....is it true...do you have alot of handy wipes in a
purse ?....

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Originally posted by reinfeld
...i have read in ufo magazines that your kind of reti alien excretes
thru their pores....is it true...do you have alot of handy wipes in a
purse ?....
"handy wipes"? I am not familiar with this earth term.

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Originally posted by RookRAK
"handy wipes"? I am not familiar with this earth term.
Hey bro, your eyes must be sore, the way you're blinking there 🙂

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Hey bro, your eyes must be sore, the way you're blinking there 🙂
The atmosphere on your planet irritates my eyes.

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....do you have a job on your planet or are you on welfare...

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Originally posted by RookRAK
The atmosphere on your planet irritates my eyes.
So what is a rook rak?

Is it a rak to put on your rook, or a rak for your rooks?

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Originally posted by reinfeld
....do you have a job on your planet or are you on welfare...
On my planet, I work as a talent scout for the Inter-Galactically famous video series "Females of the Planet's Dominant Species Gone Wild"

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
So what is a rook rak?

Is it a rak to put on your rook, or a rak for your rooks?
Clearly, if you have enough rooks, you must keep them somewhere. I prefer a rak to stowing them in a box or drawer.

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...tell me one item you look for in an intergalatic female that gets
them on the show besides you getting their phone number...