RookRAK

Originally posted by reinfeld
...tell me one item you look for in an intergalatic female that gets
them on the show besides you getting their phone number...

Obviously their jugs.

Originally posted by reinfeld
...tell me one item you look for in an intergalatic female that gets
them on the show besides you getting their phone number...

Surprisingly, the combination of alcohol and video equipment seems to be a universal motivator for incenting wild behavior from female creatures in every galaxy. Well, that and money. 😉 (I wonder if Russ would consider adding some alien smileys)

Originally posted by RookRAK
Surprisingly, the combination of alcohol and video equipment seems to be a universal motivator for incenting wild behavior from female creatures in every galaxy. Well, that and money. 😉 (I wonder if Russ would consider adding some alien smileys)

ahh money. Eight out of ten cats preffer it.

So you get a lot of shakin female alien action then, i take it ?

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
ahh money. Eight out of ten cats preffer it.

So you get a lot of shakin female alien action then, i take it ?

Well, sure. But there is a downside as well. As an inter-galactic marketer, we have to appeal to the taste of every species, on every planet. Despite all my adventures, there are still some planets where I do not find the females even remotely attractive, yet I must pretend to.

Originally posted by RookRAK
Well, sure. But there is a downside as well. As an inter-galactic marketer, we have to appeal to the taste of every species, on every planet. Despite all my adventures, there are still some planets where I do not find the females even remotely attractive, yet I must pretend to.

Ever get a little back room action from them?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ever get a little back room action from them?

It's all part of the job. Where else could I make 625,000 Blarzons a year to continuously party with morally-bereft females of every species?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
Ever get a little back room action from them?

As Eddie Murphy said "If the bitch is Green, theres somethin wrong with the pussy "
😉

Originally posted by RookRAK
It's all part of the job. Where else could I make 625,000 Blarzons a year to continuously party with morally-bereft females of every species?

So uh, which species is the best with their mouth/alien equivalent?

Originally posted by cmsMaster
So uh, which species is the best with their mouth/alien equivalent?

the one that doesn't have one 😉

Originally posted by huckleberryhound
the one that doesn't have one 😉

Haha I get it 🙂.

Originally posted by RookRAK
I'm just jealous.

mokko, bowmann, and Xanthos all have page 1 threads about them.

What about me?

Shows how many friends you've got. 😛

Originally posted by Remora91
Shows how many friends you've got. 😛

Yeah, I know ... zero .. sniffle, sniffle.

I seem to remember having a friend once. :'(

Originally posted by RookRAK
Yeah, I know ... zero .. sniffle, sniffle.

I seem to remember having a friend once. :'(

I liked you when you were a polar bear. :'(

Originally posted by Nordlys
I liked you when you were a polar bear. :'(

Thanks Noodles. I may become a polar bear again, but I was experimenting with being trendy. I saw the whole alien thing pop up in the forums yesterday and jumped right on it.

Maybe I could become an alien polar bear.

Originally posted by Nordlys
I liked you when you were a polar bear. :'(

Me too. You should be a polar bear and wear a nice Tyrolian hat.