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The wife and I went to a farm and got one. Well a capon actually. We're making chicken and dumplings.

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@gambrel said
The wife and I went to a farm and got one. Well a capon actually. We're making chicken and dumplings.
Dawns are always complicated, aren't they?

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@kevin-eleven said
Dawns are always complicated, aren't they?
Ah Dawn, what a breathtaking woman. Fair skin, blonde wavy hair, deep blue eyes, nice figure
I'll never forget her


Wait, or was it dishwashing liquid?
Dunno

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@gambrel said
The wife and I went to a farm and got one. Well a capon actually. We're making chicken and dumplings.
Make sure it's grain fed. You don't want to dine on a rooster that's been dining on slugs and June bugs. 😛

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@mchill said
Make sure it's grain fed. You don't want to dine on a rooster that's been dining on slugs and June bugs. 😛
It's grass fed. And since it's also a pot farm, it's good grass.

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@gambrel said
It's grass fed. And since it's also a pot farm, it's good grass.
Sounds good. - Enjoy! 🙂

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@gambrel said
Ah Dawn, what a breathtaking woman. Fair skin, blonde wavy hair, deep blue eyes, nice figure
I'll never forget her
I bet you looked forward to being up at the crack of dawn.

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How do you make chicken from a rooster? Cook it slowly.

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@executioner-brand said
How do you make chicken from a rooster? Cook it slowly.
Maybe it's a chicken trapped in a rooster's body.

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@huckleberryhound said
Maybe it's a chicken trapped in a rooster's body.
If that is the case i guess you'd find out.

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@gambrel said
The wife and I went to a farm and got one. Well a capon actually. We're making chicken and dumplings.
Don't you mean the wife is making Chicken and dumplings? 😛 🙂

-VR

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@very-rusty said
Don't you mean the wife is making Chicken and dumplings? 😛 🙂

-VR
Someone had to kill and dress the bird

I come to snuff the rooster

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@gambrel said
Someone had to kill and dress the bird

I come to snuff the rooster
I guess fresh is best right unlike beef?

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@executioner-brand said
I guess fresh is best right unlike beef?
Dry aged chicken don't work.

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@gambrel said
Dry aged chicken don't work.
i've eaten chicken but no rooster or any other birds.
i just eat a lot of beef and lamb, mostly. farming country makes it suitable.