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My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
My darling, it's nice to see you have emerged from your paranoia long enough to post again.

😛

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
Get a submarine or a diver armed with a water pistol. Either that or stop smoking weed..

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Originally posted by Sunburnt
My darling, it's nice to see you have emerged from your paranoia long enough to post again.

😛
Yes, I have been busy with university, therapy, and battling various inanimate objects...now tell me, did I miss any good drama while I was away? Or any delightful trolls perhaps?

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
Get a submarine or a diver armed with a water pistol. Either that or stop smoking weed..
I don't drugs, 'tis not proper for a young lady.

Your other suggestions have been noted though, thank you for your input.

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
The weird stares might be a sign of mental illness rather than plotting something. You'd better take your rubber duck to a psychiatrist. Good luck.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
The weird stares might be a sign of mental illness rather than plotting something. You'd better take your rubber duck to a psychiatrist. Good luck.
I tried that already, but like my friends, he seemed to think that I was the one with a problem....personally, I think he is in league with the rubber fiend.

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
Does it look anything like my avatar?

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
Maybe because it's seen you naked?

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Originally posted by leisurelysloth
Does it look anything like my avatar?
Sort of...but less leather and more rubber.

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Originally posted by PocketKings
Maybe because it's seen you naked?
You think it turned evil after it saw me naked? What exactly are you implying...?

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Originally posted by Raven69
I tried that already, but like my friends, he seemed to think that I was the one with a problem....personally, I think he is in league with the rubber fiend.
have you tried couples counseling?

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Originally posted by Raven69
You think it turned evil after it saw me naked? What exactly are you implying...?
Your duck needs training. Take it to the duck whisperer.

GRANNY.

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Originally posted by Raven69
You think it turned evil after it saw me naked? What exactly are you implying...?
for us to fully explore that topic, we will need some photos, 8x10 color glossies. "artisitic" shots are appreciated

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Originally posted by Raven69
Sort of...but less leather and more rubber.
Perhaps it's time for an upgrade.