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rubber ducks = evil

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There's an easier way to prove their evil. It's the old 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon exercise. Observe:

Rubber Ducks = Petroleum = Oil Barge = Greasy Food = Bacon = Kevin Bacon = Evil.

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Originally posted by Raven69
You think it turned evil after it saw me naked? What exactly are you implying...?
That was no implication, that was my wife🙂
BTW, the best way to deal with the devil duck is to put it in the shower but only give it a mirror to see you with. It may think you are a vampire with no relfection and that alone could drive it over the edge...You just have to know how to deal with these things dearie.

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Originally posted by Raven69
My duck gives me a weird stare every time I try to take a shower. I know it's plotting something, I can see it in its eyes...I would just get rid of it, but I can't. It is too bloody cute. I dunno what to do anymore...I asked for help from people I know but no one ever takes my problems seriously. 🙁
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1996553.ece

Richard

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1996553.ece

Richard
Great, now I am terrified to swim in the ocean...

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Originally posted by smw6869
Your duck needs training. Take it to the duck whisperer.

GRANNY.
There is no such thing...is there?

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Originally posted by sonhouse
That was no implication, that was my wife🙂
BTW, the best way to deal with the devil duck is to put it in the shower but only give it a mirror to see you with. It may think you are a vampire with no relfection and that alone could drive it over the edge...You just have to know how to deal with these things dearie.
Right, thanks...I think I'll try couples therapy first though.

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Originally posted by Shallow Blue
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article1996553.ece

Richard
What a quality story!! $50 PER DUCK! That's quite a bounty. I'm tempted to get a boat and go bounty hunting. Do you think they're organised? Perhaps a submarine would be safer. 😵😵

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Originally posted by Raven69
Great, now I am terrified to swim in the ocean...
it could be worst...you could get stung my a jellyfish 5 times the size of your hand....😳

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
What a quality story!! $50 PER DUCK! That's quite a bounty. I'm tempted to get a boat and go bounty hunting. Do you think they're organised? Perhaps a submarine would be safer. 😵😵
I definitely think they're organised. Better bring some weapons too, just in case...

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
What a quality story!! $50 PER DUCK! That's quite a bounty. I'm tempted to get a boat and go bounty hunting. Do you think they're organised? Perhaps a submarine would be safer. 😵😵
£50 per duck, it gets better.....😛

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Originally posted by trev33
it could be worst...you could get stung my a jellyfish 5 times the size of your hand....😳
That's it, I am never going swimming again.

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Originally posted by Raven69
That's it, I am never going swimming again.
and don't forget the evil currents that try and wash you over to greenland.

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Originally posted by trev33
£50 per duck, it gets better.....😛
30,000 ducks at $50 a duck that's $1.5million!! You could buy a ship and staff it with a crew and still clear $1million if you put your mind to it. Who's up for it? 😀

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Originally posted by Marinkatomb
30,000 ducks at $50 a duck that's $1.5million!! You could buy a ship and staff it with a crew and still clear $1million if you put your mind to it. Who's up for it? 😀
Well I would be, but a certain someone - lets just call him "Trev", no wait that's too obvious, lets call him "T" - has scared me from going near the ocean for the rest of my life.